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- Me, Myself, and I
- im shev i like long walks while sittin down?
......has just been revoked......
maybe you've heard of my latest movie??
shut your mouth or im gonna fuck it....
new KsE album!
hopefully somethin else excellent!
- KsE, Eths, 36 crazyfists, all that remains, unearth, metallica, lamb o' god, five finger death punch, shinedown, papa roach, in flames, slipknot, chimaira, god forbid, trivium, evanescence, lacuna coil, hatebreed, il nino, arch enemy, caliban, devildriver, machine head, overcast, shadows fall, soilwork, soil.... that'll do for now.
- Films / T.V
- pineapple express, zack and miri, untraceable, see no evil, all the fridays, all the die hards, EQUILIBRIUM!, loaded weapon, leathal weapon, how high, half baked, old school, talladega nights, anchorman, long time dead, quarantine, black books, ideal, king of queens, never mind the buzzcocks, louis theroux, south park, family guy, austin stevens.. cant think of any more.
- football man utd!!! vidic!!!! snooker is good too.. gwan selby
- Scared Of
- chickens that attack called chewy lewy
- Happiest When
- doing something which makes me happy?
- legends (in no particular order)
- howard jones, nemanja vidic, jesse leach, dylan moran, amy lee, mike, candice
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- how well do ya no shev 11 Taken
1)When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3)Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4)Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5)Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend.After a while, let the doors close and say,"Hi Greg.How's your day been".
6)Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,"That's mine!"
7)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment!
9)Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10)Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.
11)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12)Ask,"Did you feel that?"
13)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14)When the doors close, announce to the others,"its okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15)Swat at flies that don't exist.
16)Call out,"Group Hug!" and enforce it.
17)Grimance painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering.
1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
20)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,"your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethscope.
23)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce,"I have new socks on".
25)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers,"This is MY personal space!"
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01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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1Who r u?...
2.R we frends?...
3.When nd how did we meet?...
4.Do u hav a crush on me?...
5.Give me a nikname nd explain y?...
6.Describe me in 1 word...
7.what was ur 1st impression ov me?...
8.do u still tink the same?...
9.What reminds u ov me?...
10.If u could giv me nething wot wud it b?...
11.How well do u no me?...
12.Whens the last tym u saw me?...
13.Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthin u couldnt?...
14.R u goin 2 put dis on ur blog nd c wot i say about u?...
15.fondest memory between us?...
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
|Song that always makes you sad||: music dont make me sad!|
|Last thing you bought||: bottle o' coke|
|Last person you argued with||: probably macky|
|Do you put butter before putting the jelly on||: nope i do before jam tho|
|One of your nicknames as a kid||: granters! haha|
|Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd||: yea..... no!|
|Favorite day of the week||: sunday|
|Favorite Sundae topping||: i dunno|
|Did you take Piano lessons||: nope keyboard tho!|
|Most frequent song played||: clouds over california|
|TV show you secretly enjoy||: i dont "secretly" enjoy any t.v shows|
|Would you rather play basketball or hockey||: hockey|
|Date someone older or younger||: either way|
|One place you could travel right now||: amsterdam|
|Do you use umbrellas||: nope|
|Do you know all the words to your national anthem||: nope|
|Favorite Cheese||: edam!|
|Disturbed or My Chemical Romance||: disturbed|
|Blondes or Brunettes||: brunettes|
|Best job you ever had||: transportation technician|
|Did you go to your high school prom||: no|
|Perfect time to wake up||: when im all sleeped out?|
|Perfect time to go to bed||: when im all wake-d? out?|
|Do you use your queen right away in chess||: no|
|Ever been in a car accident||: yea|
|Closer to mom or dad...or neither||: mom?|
|What do you call your sweetheart lovingly||: whore..... haha|
|What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager||: 60's|
|Favorite shoes you have EVER owned||: dunno|
|Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood||: dont think so|
|Were you in track and field||: haha no|
|Were you ever in a school talent show||: dont think so|
|Have you ever written in a library book||: yea|
|Allergic to||: hay fever if that counts?|
|Favorite fruit||: pear|
|Have you watched sex and the city||: no|
|Baseball hat or toque||: toque..... whats a toque?|
|Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap||: soap|
|Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste||: wet|
|Pen or pencil||: either|
|Have you ever gambled at a casino||: no|
|Have you thrown up on a plane||: no|
|Have you thrown up in a car||: yea|
|Have you thrown up at work||: no|
|Do you scream on roller coasters||: no|
|Who was your first prom date||: haha|
|Who was your first roommate||: will be cookie and macky!|
|What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time||: guiness|
|What was your first job||: tesco baby!|
|What was your first car||: haha brava|
|When did you first go to a funeral||: dunno|
|How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown||: a non age|
|Who was your first grade teacher||: shhhhhh|
|When did you sneak out of your house for the first time||: aaages ago|
|Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them||: cookie or macky and yup!|
|Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent||: next door to cookie's house|
|Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day||: no-one|
|Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman||: none yet|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning||: wake up|
|What was the first concert you attended||: papa roach|
|First tattoo or piercing||: ear|
|Where did you go on your first airplane ride||: manchester!|
|First celebrity crush||: dont have a clue|
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