F u want 2 b part of the growin treee thn leave ur name an wot u want 2 b... al take it from there

My Wife - Sasha x
My Big Sister - Lisa
My Other Big Sister -
My Big Brother - Graham (Gee)
My Other Big Brother -
My Little Sister - Jillz x
My Cousin -
My Daughter - Tht Laura person, k.o
My Brother-In-law -
My Sister-In-law - Ryan Chetty
My Sexy Best Friend - Sarahjane
My Other Best Friend -
My Bit On The Side - Mary
My Niece -
My Slave - Rhiannon x
My God Mother -
My Valentine - Joanneeee
My Chatterbox - Manda
My Hot Admirer - PennyCee Obviouslee
My Cleaner -
My Lover - Also Ryan Chetty
My Horny Friend - Defo has 2 b Lewis Kay lol
My Crazy Buddy - Darren
My Bebo Bud - Jamie the Big H
My Next Door Neighbour -
My Love - Rosheen xxx
My Stalker - Siobhan Young/Old k.o lol
My Sex Slave - Angee
My Really Annoyin Best Friend - Liam
My Sexy Friend - Ashy
My Person Who Doesnt Like Me - Michael

The annoying fings!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". too right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the bloody floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing McTosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?