Higher options
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chips with grass on them.........
my tart that cos 8euro but was only about 5mm thick...
"jesus lads them bathrooms are fierce posh...i nearly got lost in them its so big and the play music in them too..."
aoife:"i need my bag now...", gerry:"wait and we'll move", aoife:"i can't...*runs across bench*", gerry:"OMFuckingG get me out of here right now...."
vinegar dripping from the chip bag......

Random town day
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"i like girls.........eh wats the rest..."
crazy highfiving baked meteor guy....
our asha gimp suits.....
cowboynesss of that scarf....
"YOU ARE A SEVERE CHARITY CASE!"
gerry nearly gettin mowwed down every two seconds on the roads.....
"NOT THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!"
"feen if you don't move your fat ass im gonna get severely knocked down....and yes....gettin severly knocked down is worse than getting the regular knocked down..."
walkin up and down the keys tryin to find a bus......
"aoife does this bus even go anywhere near liffey valley??"
"OMG!!!! I CAN SEE THE BUS DRIVERS HEAD!!!"
"jesus you can imagine the queues down here on a monday morn can't ya........."
woooooooooooooo new look clothes!

Half day
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omg im like totally sick from that pizza.......*10secs later takes another slice*
snatch!!!!!
i love pikeys...
aishling and tadhgs plunger method of childbirth...
standing on the netttles like a gentleman....

21st
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"LOOK AT MY SEXY LADY BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"is that my mams car........it so is...............omg..............
oh no wait thats just a regular random car........"
"i got you a pint"....."eh thats dannys old pint...its been sittin in front of me for an hour now...."
only one wkd......
i discombobulated my toe........

Liffey valley
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I GOT A MEMORY CARD
funky socks......
"don't drop your watch....", "hmmm.......*smash* oh look i dropped my watch"
skinny jeans........
"ah i have plenty of money sure look....*types ion pin number and only has €26 loft*.....oh crap...."
"go home to killina........*20minutes later* eh actually come to coodoo...."
"whats all this? are ye the new converse couple or something? matching scarfs and all..."

CooDoo
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arches are cool......
The RA are gonna be after us....
giggles......
GAA.....
"LAURA CAN NOT BE ASLEEP AFTER FOUR HOURS!!!!!!"
don't ask questions......
chips are dirt.....
"thats a lovely flag you have".....
mothers are scary........
the drugs brouchre......
hardy feens at the bonfire......
16 million...........or 6............ 6/16 is the best fraction ever......
wheres shergar gone?????
you don't look like richard?!.........*rugby tackle hug*
clare is like this *nothingness*

School
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NOoooooo...........
"i can't feel my toes....", "....maybe you just don't have toes....."
gun drawing.....
my aids syringe.......
"my cat went into rigormortous......"
"jesus its like trying to dress a special needs person........"
i love momma lee & poppa lee....they got it on.....by gerard lee..
radio sounds like ron burgany "agagagagagagagglasscaseof emotionagagagagagagagaga"

LAURF!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCKING MEAW...
Severly Knocked Down...
Petrol Water...
running across tables in restaurants...
Where's Sherger...
Awh lethal FEEEEN.....
Giggles....
I LOFF it...
The ra aren't that hardy..
Imagine the que here on monday morning(Doll Office)...
Look i can c the bus drivers head...
I'm standing on a bus...
That's a lovely flag...
You don't look like richard...
......
im afraid of birds....
I'm in a glass case of emotion...

HERS: He was quiet, subddued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it's another women. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and strocked his hair. He lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.



His: United lost again. Fuckin gutted. Got a ride though!!

>1 A nice bit of ham.
>
> 2 Buttered biscuits.
>
> 3 Diggin Houles.
>
> 4 Saying its too cold to snow
>
> 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
>
> 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
>
> 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
>
> 8 A stretch in the evenings
>
> 9 Lucozade
>
> 10 Accordians
>
> 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
>
> 12 A dinner dance
>
> 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
>
> 14 Shania Twain.
>
> 15 Hefers
>
> 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
>
> 17 Steel toe caps.
>
> 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
>
> 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
>
> 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
>
> 21 The smell of fresh dung.
>
> 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
>
> 23 Work Clothes
>
> 24 A bottle of mineral.
>
> 25 Fightin'.
>
> 26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
>
> 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
>
> 28 Being overweight.
>
> 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
>
> 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
>
> 31 Drink driving.
>
> 32 Red diesel
>
> 33 The Fear of Change.
>
> 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
>
> 35 Lying.
>
> 36 Building walls.
>
> 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of
> food
>
> 38 Pretending to like mass
>
> 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
>
> 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
>
> 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
>
> 42 Mohammed Ali.
>
> 43 Machinery.
>
> 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
>
> 45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
>
> 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
>
> 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
>
> 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
>
> 49 Soda farls.
>
> 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
>
> 51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
>
> 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
>
> 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
>
> 54 The Ra.
>
> 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
>
> 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
>
> 57 Club Orange
>
> 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their
> dinner
>
> 59 The Foot & Mouth.
>
> 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
>
> 61 TK Red Lemonade
>
> 62 An onion on da bog
>
> 63 A fine lookin filly
>
> 64 A woman wit a bit o meaat on er
>
> 65 Talkin about the owld day