Craig Beattie
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
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mullet hunting
Hunting Techniques
These are the techniques that have worked for hunting thus far.
STEALTH: The pic is taken from a distance or behind an object (tree, car, etc.) The mullet usually has no idea you have hunted him. It's a really good technique to use when you sense the mulletude and you need the pic.
RESULT: Pictures are usually too far to be useable (unless you have a good zoom) but you walk away unharmed.
BAIT: (Most common) You have a friend stand next to the mullet and pretend like youre taking a picture of you're friend (the bait). This works well because you can get a nice close up of the mullet. You might get a few strange looks from the prey...but whatever, that's part of the fun of hunting.
RESULT
ecent pics with minimal risk of physical harm.
GUERILLA
My favorite) Walk straight up to the mullet and snap the pic in their face (3/4 head shot is best). This will cause a reaction of confusion and bewilderment. It's totally legal, so don't sketch. It's up to you how to handle the post-hunt reaction. Your main focus should be to somehow distract/confuse the mullet. (Fortunately, mullets are easily distracted and not difficult to confuse) You'll need to divert their attention from what has just happened. You will have to make quick, instinctive and reactionary type decisions. For example, if you're sensing that the mullet is not going for the whole distraction angle, you might have take off running. Keep in mind that every case is different, therefore each post-hunt reaction will be also. Obviously, this is a very dangerous technique that should only be practiced by the most CONFIDENT of hunters.
RESULT: Almost ALWAYS, this technique gets you the best pics. Unfortunately, there is a REAL possibility you could get your ass kicked.
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I want tae roll ye up intae a wee baw and stick ye up ma fanny!
hi cheers for the add.
i hope you all die in manchester! from barry west
Nice hearin from ya bud!! Big boy now eh?! Ol' ball and chain!! I aint ready for that yet. Jus keepin quiet. Workin alot in a greasy kitchen pretty much everyday.
Me went to Ocho Rios too. Bout 5 years ago now i think. Ma big bro got married there. We got a good supply of bush everyday! Apart from some water sports at the hotel complex and the Bob Tour, we pretty much stayed in our rooms ordering room service, watchin cartoons and sampling local busheries everyday!! Live bob marley band in the background, puffin in the balcony watchin the sunset!! Man...I wanna go back!!!
Kung fu's part of me now!! Dont think id ever give it up. Teachin kids in irvine jus now. It's been awesome! Check us out on the above link!!!
So where's ur ass now?? Keepin busy?
Beattie!!! How's life?
Not seen u since u left school I think!! Good to see u'r alive and well!!! Saw yer Jamaica photos. Awesome. Did u go to Ocho rios? I went there bout 4 years ago. Best holiday i've eva been to. The bob marley tour was awesome. I'm so glad seein it on u'r profile actually, coz I was kinda thinkin we got taken for a ride, and that bob neva actually stayed there!!! That jus confirms thing s for me. I need to dig out my Jamaica fotos!
N e hoos, good c-in ya dude, keep in touch.
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Hey dude, thanks for taking pity on me and sparring with me yesterday! I'm in total agony today!