1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, wheres yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn Staight! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No shit, I paid 10 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?.
If the bus came would I be standing here, fuck head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Who are you?


Are we friends?

When and how did we meet?

Do you have a crush on me?

Would you kiss me?

Give me a nickname and explain why?

Describe me in 1 word!

What was your first impression of me?

Do you still think the same?

What reminds you of me?

If you could give me anything what would it be?

How well do you know me?

When's the last time you saw me ?

Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing you couldnt?

eva had a nice dream bout me ?

Do you think i'm fit?

Have you told any of your mates about me?

If we was together right now what would we be doing?

What would be the very last thing you ever say to me?

Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about you ?

LOSERS PLZ READ
You know your a loser










1. You go on bebo .










2. You havent played poker with real cards in years.











3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have bebo











4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.











6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.










7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.











8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.










9. You were too busy to notice number five.










10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.