9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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>>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
>>know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
>>my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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>>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
>>room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
>>chang e the channel manually.
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>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>>too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
>>it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
>>Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
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>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
>>Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
>>floor.
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>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
>>give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>>then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>>improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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>>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
>>longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
>>that's longer?
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>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus

>>come If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?