10: You look at their picture over and over again!

9: You read their texts over and over again!

8: When you’re on the phone to them and hang up and your missing them already!

7: You walk slower when you’re with them or even just thinking of them!

6: You smile when you hear their voice!

5: When you see them your heart beats fast and slow at the same time!

4: No matter what they do, you just cant stay angry at them!

3: You smile when someone just says their name!

2: When listening to slow songs, you think of them!

1: You would do anything just to see them!

Where you thinking of someone whilst reading this?

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression of me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?..

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The uk Dental Association says that semen+vagina juices cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick or pussy and save a smile.

Having great sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off his/her clothes
with his/her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................
85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding him/her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary........................
..358 cal
Doggy...........................31
6 cal
69 lying.............................
..286 cal
69 standing..........................
...512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real..............................
..112 cal
Faking............................
....315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard his girlfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard his/her dad at the door.............1942 cal
His/Her mam walking in..............................Pr
iceless!!!LOL