(Our remake of T-shirt on.)
Tryna decide,
tryna decide if i,
really wanna have sexy time tonight and im,
not sure if i can do it without you,
not sure i remember how too,

Gunna be late
gunna be late coz im,
pullin ma britches up ya gunna have to wait,
and i dont know if im really ready,
tried all the comdoms in ma percy

Nothin feels right when im not with you,
sick of these breasts and these pricky pubes,
ripping them of and slappin ma boobs,
if you walked in i'de feel a fool,
gunna step out this living room,
curl up in a worm and get a spazzy perm,
my bum it shakes,
with nothing but your man thong on,
nothing but our man thong on,

Got an itchy thong,
got an itchy thong
its really hurting now that youve bonked it,
thought maybe i'de do some squating,
and i really cant do no more and,
gimme a spank,
gimme a spank,
i'm bent over ready for ya,
come on babe now get ya rat out,
gimme a spank kick the fat cow,

Nothing feels right when im not with you,
sick of these buzzams and brazia,
rippin it off and chewing on lube,
and if you saw me now id feel a boob,
and there i pray,
with nothing but my tupance out,
got nothing but my tupance out,

What's your name spelled backwards?
edaj

What did you do last night?
Went on msn, and listened to tunes (Y)

The last thing you downloaded?
Jordin Sparks - One Step At A Time

What's your first & middle name?
Jade- Laurice

If you got the chance to talk to ONE president, who would you pick?
Barack obama
If you had a cut a parent out of your life, who would you cut?
I dont see my dad : /

1 year of love or a lifetime of loneliness?
Lifetime of lonliness. You can atleast eat loads of food.

How old were you when you had your first kiss?
A real kiss, about 12

What shoes do you wear the most?
My uggs atm.

Do you wear them for comfort or style?
More comfort, there warm.

Mexican or Chinese food?
chinese, but mexican's nice

Would you go Christmas caroling while dressed as bat?
YES. But Not alone.

Do you think Disney has turned into crap these past few years?
no way!

Daffy duck or Donald duck?
donald duck

Do you think celeb gossip is stupid?
No, i love it

What is the biggest number of cats you would ever own?
none, but i would kill 100

Have you ever kissed someone on New Years?
no

Are you straight edged?
Huh?

If you were given the chance to rearrange history, what would you change?
The big thing were people thought african americas were not alowed in england

Do you know anyone who work's at Arby's?
Arby's?

DO YOU GET IRRITATED AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY USE ALL CAPS IN A CONVERSATION?
Yes, But if were messing about thats ok

Do you play any video games?
Used to, i cba to play on psp no more.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, you carn't love someone just by looking at them. That's stupid

What inspires you?
Dancing

How many tickets have you forgotten?
Alot

Do you like country music?
No apart from cottan eye joe. thats mint
no!

Are you sensible?
Depends.
Money yes

Do you hate awkward silence on the phone?
Yes.

When is your birthday?
19 april

Was 2008 a good year for you?
yeah amazing

Are you a patient person?
Yes quite : /

Theories or facts?
Theories, more interesting.
But facts are true.
Erm i dnno

Do you have any nicknames?
No.

Do you have a favorite youtube video?
Yeh. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROh...
I'TS AMAZING. I KNOW ALL WORDS ^^^

Have you ever been to NYC?
No ide love to go.

Do you know the band Bring Me the Horizon?
No.

What's your thoughts on teen pregnancy?
I think it's bad because most girls arn't even ready

Is there an ex you want to make up with?
No not at all.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
No. not that i know of : /

How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
I love this person

Who was the last person to hold your hand and when?
Carn't remeber.

Do you love anyone right now?
Everyone.

It was a really good day even though it left me skint
It was just me, rio, hayley, abbie and laura and it was so funny.
Egspecailly laura. She farted right and kept blaiming it on me, Then she finally admitted it
Bless her. Sorry laura for posting this But it was hilarious!!!!!
And abbie won bowling. Rio came second. Erm i wont tell you were i came : /
Well thats it, i was very bored so i posted this. ♥