When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris invented the apple.

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.

Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck norris invented the corndog.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Chuck Norris belives the

Answer truthfully
1. Do you like anyone? Yep alot
2. Do they know?some of them
3. Simple or complicated?oo simple please

In the last month have you?
4. Kissed someone of the same sex: Never
5. Bought something: lots of stuff
6. Gotten sick?: nope finch 1 sick 0
7. Been hugged?: yeah it was lovely
8. Felt stupid?: possibly
9. Talked to an ex: yeah some of them
10. Missed someone: yep
11. Failed a test: oh wait for the results
13. Danced: i shook my bottom to the odd tune yes
14. Gotten your hair cut?: yep she'll do anything for money
15. Lied: no.......aw crap that was a lie......yes, yes i have

Unique Traits:
16. Nervous habits?: i dunno the usual stuff
17. Are you double jointed?: i wish
18. Can you roll your tongue?: no i'd loe to though
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yeah sur i thought the rock how to
20. Can you cross your eyes?: yeah its fair funny
21. Do you make your bed daily?: lik a carpenter does????thats a lot of beds
22. Do you think you are unique?: no but god does

Have you ever?:
23. Said "I Love you"?: yes.....the mirror was very happy
24. Given money to a homeless person: Yep
25. Smoked?: Yeah gave up though
26. Got drunk? hell yes!!!!
27. Snuck out?: Yeah
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yeah stars rock

Manners
29. Do you swear/curse?: the odd time
30. Do you ever spit?: Swallow
31. You cook your own food? gord no i can cook a sandwich if hat counts
32. You do your own chores?: No
33. You like beef jerky?: Never tried it.....wanna though
35. You're happy with your life?: a bit yeah
36. You own a dog?: yeah hes always in the shed
37. You spend your money wisely?: i make sure i have enough
38. Do you like to swim?: Yeah, in the bath
39. When you get bored do you call a friend? txt

Do You Prefer?:
41. Flowers or angels?: an angel with flowers for me
42. Gray or black?: Black
43. Colour or black&white photos?: Colour it gets confusin if its not
44. lust or love?: Lust and love
45. Sunrise or sunset?: whichever
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: i do lik my skittles
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: i'd lik to get up early but i'm too lazy
49. Being hot or cold?: i lik hot
50. Autumn or Winter?:i'd pick winter if ireland new how to throw out some snow oncein a while
51. Left or right?: Right until i get tired......then i switch
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: 2 best friends(whats acquaintances)
53. Sunshine or rain?: Sunshine…

More have you evers;
Sleep in a bed with the opposite sex?: hell Yeah
Hooked up in the woods?: yeah sort of
Drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself?: lik all by myself without help????yes
Hooked up on a plane?: Yeah with pam an hrs five sisters......oh yeah
Stolen money from a friend?: No, Never from a friend
Been in a fist fight?: not that i know of
Snuck out of your house?: Yeah
Had a crush on a teacher?: you know it angela
Been on an airplane? Yeah
Slept all day?: Yeah
Fallen asleep during school? Yeah had some hangover
Been lonely?: Yeah, many a time
Cheated in a game?: Yeah , i dont need to though
Been to the ER?: Yeah
Been in a car?: no, never i walk everywhere
Had detention?: Yeah
Missed your first love?: ah yeah
Cried yourself to sleep?: Nope
Sung in the shower?: who doesnt
Kissed a complete stranger?: Yeah
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yeah good times
Regretted loving someone: yeah!!!
Been SUPER happy?: super happy?? but of course

My Girlfriend - Vickyxxxxxxxxxxxx
My Boyfriend-
My Wife - Tanya
My Mummy -
My Daddy -
My Big brother -
My Little brother-
My Big sister -
My Little sister-
My Old Biddy of a grandmother-
My Uncle-
My Aunt -
My Cousin -
My Daughter -
My Son -
My Brother-in-law -
My Sister-in-law -
My Sexy best friend -Vicky!!!!!
My Best friend -
My Bit on the side -
My Flurty Frend- Aimee
My Niece -
My Nephew -
My Guardian - Paudi
My Personal shopper -
My Slave-
My Shoppoholic friend -
My Grandmother-
My Lil cutie pie-
My Nigga-Hanners
My Mad old troute-
My God mother -
Da God father -
My Siamese twin -
My sxc hunny-
My Valentine -Vicky
My Chatterbox - Vicky
My Hot admirer -
My Messer upper -
My gay bestfriend-
My Cleaner -
My Lover-
My Horny Friend-
My Crazy Buddy-
My Bebo Bud-
My Sexy Butler-
My wanna b girlfriend-
My Masseuse-
My Dog-
My goldfish-
My Next Door Neighbour-
My Sexy bitch-
My lil girlie-
My love -
My dear-
My inspiration- Becca
My god- Budda
My Stalker- Carrie
My Fairy god mother-
My Sugar Plum Fairy-
My sex slave-
My mad friend-
My sham-
My Little Man-Jack Q!!!!!
My Life Time Friend-
My Best BI Friend -
My relationship counsellor-PAUDI!!!!!!!!!!!

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