Ron Burgendy

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Well how the hell are u? CAn i just say to any one that thinks getting 3 months of work by breaking and dislocating bones in there foot its not a good idea cause it hurts like a bitch to try and get it fixed!!!!
Going down to Galway for new years eve so any one know any where to go feel free to let me know. it will be greatly appreciated
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Would have to say i like more or else anything but love the goo goo dolls and kanye west and scounting for girls
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has to be the anchorman, zoolander how can you beat having 2 tickets to the gun show. Throw in battle royal just for that film with a bit of blood.
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GINGERS AND THEIR BID FOR WORLD DOMINATION
Happiest When
talking shit to people as i generally do all the time.

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    • Anchorman

      It's a Love in.

      Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

      Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
      Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. [to the Panda] Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
      Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich. __________________________________ ______
      Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet]
      Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
      Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
      Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
      Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
      Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
      Brian Fantana: Yep.
      Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
      Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin]
      Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
      Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
      _________________________________ ______

      [to Baxter] Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. __________________________________ ______

      Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
      __________________________________ ______

      Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
      Veronica Corningstone: Really.
      Ron Burgundy: People know me.
      Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
      Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. __________________________________ ______
      Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
      Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
      Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
      Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
      Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand

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    • Gingers

      1) What is Gingervitis?

      Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.


      2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

      No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.



      3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

      Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.


      4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

      Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.



      5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

      If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.


      6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?

      Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.



      7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?


      A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".

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    • Sinead Agnew
      luv Sinead Agnew

      ok heres the plan of action

      u can go get pregnant n i can do ur maternity cover!!!
      was thinking u mite want to have about 10 kids n 15 years.hows that for you?
      when ur not on maternity leave il nip down the road n put the weans out 2da school bus so u dont have 2 worry about that

      u dont necessarily have 2 plan it so u r coming back a few days at the end of june, il work on n take ur summer pay. im nice like that!

      i personally think its a really good idea :L :L

      hace 24 semanas
    • Louise Cunning
      Louise Cunning

      Did you head out again? I never recovered. Too tired...I slept all day. If you're not busy next weekend give me a shout. I feel another night out coming on.

      hace 26 semanas
    • Louise Cunning
      Louise Cunning

      I am off next friday and then the following Mon, Tues and Wed! Gotta love the hols!! Then I have two weeks and thats it! P7's are gone and I am FREE!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell I am excited by that prospect?? :L What about u? Staying outta trouble I hope? Are you finished with that PE stuff yet?

      hace 26 semanas
    • Gareth Diamond
      Gareth Diamond

      Yeah mate havent got a phone yet and the car isnt insured or id have called. call round`here anytime. Ill sort a sim card soon

      hace 26 semanas
    • Louise Cunning
      luv Louise Cunning

      It is FIVE weeks for me and counting!! Oh I do love being a P7 teacher at this time of the year.....well apart from the stupid report writing!! All my trips are done and dusted and I'm taking it easy! I've the best weeks homework invented ever and takes no preparation! Keeps them busy anyhow!! How's things? Have some love since I'm in a good mood.

      hace 26 semanas
    • Erin Gormley
      Erin Gormley

      hey ther! :)

      no craic wit me, tis exam season so me in horrible form :( . hows you keeping? handy time of year for you :P

      i have no need to practise any such moves, and you know it, ha!

      hace 26 semanas
    • Barry Mc Erlean
      Barry Mc Erlean

      back home and all lad. hows things?

      hace 28 semanas
    • Gareth Diamond
      Gareth Diamond

      Not gona lie mate it will be italy and ten men behind the wall for a while as i havent played in a while. U know how much pants likes it when i get out theold italian defence strategy. Sensible and well behaved huh? i'll dig up some dirt somewhere. If youse have been well behaved there will have to be sumthin done about that. Cant rem the date ive roughly two weeks left so will be bac soon.

      hace 28 semanas
    • The Ginger One
      The Ginger One

      Well boss. Whats up? Monsters v Aliens rocked!

      hace 28 semanas
    • Gareth Diamond
      Gareth Diamond

      well buddy wats the craic. just after doin a 134m bungy serious craic. will be home soon we should catch up. any badness outa u lads to report?? Im gaggin for a game of pro evo

      hace 29 semanas
    • Cailin Weir
      Cailin Weir

      yea bring your car round to the house and il clean her out for ye sure............. you wise.....yea still havnt masterd the dance yet but im gettin there......just another 2 and half years to go..... lol

      hace 30 semanas
    • Cailin Weir
      Cailin Weir

      well mr wats the crack???? good cack on sunday hi.....but i was wrecked playing a match after.....did you stay long..... still finding sand in places.....ha ha ha

      hace 30 semanas
    • Barry Mc Erlean
      Barry Mc Erlean

      alrite there freddy lad whats the craic? things are good lad! cheers! liking it over here ritely! ;) .. home in a week or two. kellys??

      hace 31 semanas
    • Owen Kelly
      Owen Kelly

      hey frank, opps fredrick, how did ya fair out on mon nte? lol

      hace 31 semanas
    • Louise Cunning
      luv Louise Cunning

      omg it is absolutely amazing!!!!! I swear if I hadn't of got time of now I would have cracked up! Happy Easter! Don't go eating all those eggs all at once! Anything planned for this incoming week?

      hace 32 semanas
    • Sinead Agnew
      Sinead Agnew

      mark its so cute. when we wilson date i'l show it to u.
      was n da bot on wednesday past, just down stairs. was really good. i stayed sober of course

      probably just hitting the elk on sunday n mite b heading 2 dublin next weekend for the rip.

      my job is n da paper this week, im having sleepless nites already.:(

      ur plans? one week of holidays is up already :O

      hace 32 semanas
    • Sinead Agnew
      luv Sinead Agnew

      which nite?

      how was i not equipped wit the info that u were n our ciara's primary school class?????!!!!!!!!
      i found ur P2 photo, so cute graham:L :L

      hace 32 semanas
    • Reunion
      Reunion

      Hey Ron Burgendy,

      Make some noise....for the
      VENGA BOYS!!!

      coming to Lush Live! in Portrush on Tuesday 26th May!

      For more details & ticket info see our bebo page :D

      Love,
      The Reunion Team x

      hace 33 semanas
    • Cloda Scanlon
      luv Cloda Scanlon

      hi hi hi :O )

      hace 36 semanas
    • Owen Kelly
      Owen Kelly

      cud be tempted lol

      hace 36 semanas