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- they called him machete
- Me, Myself, and I
- im robbo, 16 and i live in chester!
heres a list of things i enjoy for you.
riding my bike
I'm playing the game
the one that will take me to my end
I'm waiting for the rain...
to wash who I am
- The Other Half Of Me
- Rusko, Bar 9, Kromestar, MRK1, Skream, Rustie, Starkey, Caspa, Benga, Joker, Borgore, Chas10, Crissy Criss, Marchmmellow, 501, Taz Buckfaster, Ganja White Night, Datsik, Doorly, Emalkay, High Rankin, Reso, Skism, Sub Zero, Sukh Knight, Tek-One, 16Bit.
- Unknown Error, Nero, Blackman, Subsonik, Netsky, Sub Focus, Asian Dub Foundation, B-Complex, Audio, Black Sun Empire, Well Being, Subsenix, Noisia, State Of Mind, Spor, Shy Fx, Rebel Mc, The Quemists, Mistabishi, Matrix & Futurebound, Miss Redflower, Lenzman, Lemon D, High Contrast, Evol Intent, Erb N Dub, Drumsound & Bassline Smith, Concord Dawn, Chase & Status.
- The Charlatans, ADTR, Enter Shikari, Reel Big Fish, Rise Against, Bad Manners, The Bravery, Deadmau5, Interpol, Cut Copy, The Gallows, Killswitch Engage.
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1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
cornbread, eddie & me
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
do you wanna balloon?
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
take me away
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
crank it up
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
get back on the bong
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
all that jazz
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
i'm so paid
WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
voices of violence
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
sic transit glory fades
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
how you remind me
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
aint it cold (dnb)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
0 Comments 201 weeks
A bit of fun.....
Economic Models explained with cows
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks
the other, then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to
analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to
your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an
associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax
exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred
via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your
listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with
an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United
States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the
roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they
are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You
count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and
open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You
charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them
that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of
you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now
you are part of a Democracy....
WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
2 Comments 212 weeks