Borat Sagdiyev
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- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Borat Sagdiyev is a Kazakh reporter who was born in 1972 in Kusek, Kazakhstan. He is the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also his maternal grandfather. Former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the rapist. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." Borat has a sister named Natalya, who is a prostitute and often fornicates with him; a younger brother named Bilo, who is retarded and must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage i am good friends with ali g high five
This the official Borat Fan Club
Bang bang skeet skeet nigger?
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some of my lines out of my movie film
Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
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Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consentual. How 'bout that?
Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.
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Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
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Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
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Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
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Borat: Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore!... NOT!
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Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?
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Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!
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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success
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Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: [yelling at the passing car] Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
Borat: Don't look at me like that! I will eat your shit.
Driving Instructor: Hey, don't do that.
Borat: You fuck my mother.
Driving Instructor: Hey, hey. You can't do that.
Borat: No, he do before. He look on me.
Driving Instructor: You can't do that, okay? They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. You can't...
Borat: Why in jail? He look on me- la-la-la behind.
Driving Instructor: You can't say that.0 komentarzy 943 dni
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throw jews down well
This my song about Throw Jews down well. Please, You read.
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
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Kazahkstan anthem
I write out Kazahkstan anthem for you to sing at end of movie film. Please you stand.
Kazahkstan Greatest Country in the World
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazahkstan Number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazahkstan Home of tinshein swimming pool
Its length thirty metre and width six metre
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80 percent
Of human solid waste
Kazahkstan, Kazahkstan You very nice place
From planes of tarashenk
To northern fence of Jewtown
Kazahkstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain
Kazahkstan, Industry best in world
We invented toffee and the trouser belt
Kazahkstan prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazahkstan, Kazahkstan You very nice place
From planes of tarashenk
To northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face0 komentarzy 953 dni
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