Chris Mc Mahon
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Things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
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DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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Ida Scott Taylor once wrote:
Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.
John Steinbeck once wrote:
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world."
Stephen King once wrote:
Time takes it all. Whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away...and in the end, there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness. And sometimes we lose them there again
You ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you. How many moments of other people's lives have we been in? Were we a part of someone's life when their dream came true? Or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shock take us by surprise? Just think, you'd be a big part of someone else's life... and not even know it
william shakesphere wrote
love is not love when alters when it alteration finds
it is an ever fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken
love alters not which times brief hours and weeks but bears it out
even to the edge of doom
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Stupid Things Actually Said By Soccer Commentators
1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win.
2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long.
3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record.
4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header.
5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts.
6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal.
7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere.
8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win.
9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead.
10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight.
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| Name : |   chris mc mahon | |
| Nick Name : |   chrissy,egg | |
| Birthdate : |   10/1/92 | |
| Birthplace: |   drogheada | |
| Current Location: |   balbriggan | |
| Eye Color: |   hazel | |
| Hair Color: |   brown | |
| Height: |   189.5 | |
| Weight: |   12st | |
| Piercings: |   none | |
| Tatoos: |   none | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   none yet | |
| Vehicle: |   ford fiesta | |
| Overused Phrase: |   ya oul yea , eh nah | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   a good chinese | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   none | |
| Candy: |   lion bar | |
| Number: |   14 | |
| Color: |   blue | |
| Animal: |   monkey | |
| Drink: |   bulmers | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   eyes,smile | |
| Perfume: |   calvin klein eternity | |
| TV Show: |   heroes | |
| Music Album: |   shock value | |
| Movie: |   gladiator | |
| Actor/Actress: |   megan fox | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   mcdonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   hot chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   both | |
| Dog or Cat: |   dog | |
| Rap or Punk: |   rap | |
| Summer or Winter: |   summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   both | |
| Love or Money: |   love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   wenever | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   dem days in clonoe hall | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   my ass | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   ms tierney | |
| Ambition: |   be a footballer | |
| Best Friends: |   richie aido ger chris p gockers sean paul | |
| Weakness: |   food | |
| Fears: |   diein | |
| Longest relationship: |   4 months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   never | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   no | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   yes | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   no | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   no | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   brown,black | |
| Short or Long: |   shortish | |
| Height: |   170 | |
| Style: |   gud | |
| Looks or Personality: |   personality | |
| Hot or Cute |   cute | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   italy | |
| How do you want to Die: |   dnt knw | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   yup | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   sumtimes | |
| Health Freak: |   nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   not really | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   yup | |
| Want to go to College: |   yea | |
| Do you Smoke: |   no | |
| Do you Drink: |   sumtimes | |
| Shower Daily: |   yup | |
| Been in Love: |   yup | |
| Do you Sing: |   yup | |
| Want to get Married: |   yup | |
| Do you want Children: |   yup | |
| Hate anyone: |   yup | |
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I was told that I was the best in the world but that was with the help of my teammates.


What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stranger.

Most people are stronger than they know. they just forget to believe in it sometimes.


Somewhere along the line , I started hurting the people I care most about , and I cant figure out how to stop.


Sometimes pain becomes such a huge part of your life that you expect it to always be there, because you can't remember a time in your life when it wasn't. But then one day you feel something else, something that feels wrong, only because it's so unfamiliar. And in that moment you realize you're happy.


CUZ BITCH I'M DA BOMB LIKE TICK TICK

I gave you my heart and that's all I can give you , and if thats not enough for you , then im not enough for you.


Im not pushing you away. im holding on for dear life. I just need you to need me back.


Man I could get Beyonce with these shorts

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.


[Carter] I'm on vacation man, and I want some mushu
[Lee] Mushu you hungry


Long as you got me, you wont need nobody, Baby I do whatever you like


This something special and it feels like fate, hate to make a mistake, how the same thing making you say that & making you stay?


At the next roundabout, take the third exit , I'm thinkin 'Fuck you bitch, I'll take whatever exit I want to take, in me own country, I'll drive over the rounabout'!


'I CAME HOME LAST NIGHT AND PUT THE RASHERS IN THE TOASTER'!


You go up to the tallest person in the village 'Hello there, don't mind us, we're Irish, we're great craic, sure we're always laughin' in Ireland hahahaha mad as badgers. Jasus I went on the lock last night, came back home, put the rashers in the toaster hahahahaha'


(on learning about sex in a shed at school) Ya put your WILLY inside her... *whispers* ya put your willy insider, ya put your willy inside her, someone shouts 'I DON'T LIKE CIDER... CAN I PUT IT IN FANTA INSTEAD?'

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Ger1 day agoi love u 2 man but regretably i hav no love left but u will b repayed tmoro my gud man
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Bayub Ja Want Sauce.
Chrissy me fuckin uggs are still wet!
Did you see that bleedin eejit? I'm actually pretty embarrassed about that now. Shouldn't let dopes provoke me like that.
But how are you in anyway?
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Sean Clarke2 days agochrissy u done well getin de fire logs last nite!!dat fire ws steamin
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Aoife Xx2 days agoAh well it was worth it in the end, my toesies love ya
I NOOO I told Kelly before we went up that if I got shot it would be all here fault so shes gettin a serious ass whopin of me
Ah yeah im grand just have no right arm anymore buts its fine
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Aoife Xx2 days agoYeah I no was an awful lot of effort put into it
Yeah exactly its fine
No I didnt I got shot but im just sitin on bebo now...
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Aoife Xx2 days agoI did warm them up at the fire, nice one Chris ya legend ya
I only had 4 and I was locked
God I hate bein such a lightweight, but hey at least its cheap.
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Aoife Xx2 days agoIt wasnt funny at all my poor toes were freezin all nite
Yeah sure I bet ya were locked
You have the look of a lightweight about ya
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Aoife Xx2 days agoAh yeah it was a good buzz, my shoes are destroyed from steppin in big puddles everywere I walked buts its fine
U have good nite with ur 3 cans?
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Aoife Xx2 days agoThe both of us obviously
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didt go was lashin when i got up so just stayed in bed hahaah
i missed my irish xmas test so im kinda fucked but its fine....
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hows collage ?
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Aidan B 0 Replys<3 sending maddie an angel<3
'Sophiee' 0 Replysput dis on ur bebo if u reali care xoxoxoxoox
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