WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MAORIS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MAORIS: Call your parents aunty and uncle.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MAORIS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MAORIS: Cry with you after you bash them for laughing.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MAORIS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MAORIS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MAORIS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MAORIS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MAORIS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MAORIS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MAORIS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MAORIS: Will repost thiS after havin a good laugh coz they do that