Allen and the Asian Band
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- Wyświetlenia: 675
- Profil utworzony: April 2007
- bebo.gazeta.pl/allenandtheasianband
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- Miasto:
- Christchurch Nowa Zelandia
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Hello my name is allen and i am asian, this is my band, Allen and the Asian band. We consist of Me the lead singer, Brendon, the guitarist, Mackey the basist, and Taewon our dummer.
Everyone contributes to the group. Brendon is the sex appeal for the ladies(and men), Mackey is the glue that holds the group together, like an anchor to a ship, the yin to the yan. He is the essence that bands our band together(in a non sexual way of course) and Taewon is Korean, so that means we are automatically allowed to be racist towards Koreans because he is korean
The song Jedi's and monkeys was just a big tangent of thought. It really doesn't make any sense if u read into it. It is however very racist. But its okay cause i'm asian and i'm only being racist towards asians, i did say that asian girls looked like monkeys but to be brutally honest they do, some does, not all, some are good looking but some are very indistinguishable from an ape.
zamknij Ankiety
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- white girl = asian (love) boy broken heart
- asian girl (asian love) = white boy broken heart
- Michael Jackson tries to be white but what he really wants is to be yellow
- Monkeys and Jedis 2 (actually about monkeys and Jedis)
- Mr Sex Appeal (a song about Brenden and possibly his son)
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Who is the sexiest band member?
- Allen
- Brenden
- Taewoan
- Hamish
- Hard choice..I dig them all!
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3 new songs!!
To all the die hard fans of Allen and the Asian band! we now have 3 new songs, well 3 unfinished songs. They seem good but thats from my perspective(allen) but then again i have no idea whats good or not in the music world.
We don't have concrete names for our 3 songs, well one of them is Jedis and monkeys 2(the sequal to our feature song), Brendon is so sexy( a song about brendon, mr sex appeal) and my next ex girlfriend. So get excited folks!! because our band is back..ish.1 komentarz 914 dni
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Good news for you who want to see more of us sexy Asian boys.
So.. this is breaking news.. and sure to get your panties in a twist.. Allen and the Asian band are going to bring you more great music (and their sexy Asian selves) to you. They already have ideas for atleast 5 new and totally fantastic songs.. you can vote for what you want to hear first on the poll. Of course we are the band and we may not listen to your requests because it is all about us, but then again.. we like to please.
So there you have it, stop your sobbing in the corner of you room, you can open the curtains and get back to life again because you will see Allen and the Asian Band with more great hits!0 komentarzy 939 dni
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welcome to allen and the asian band bebo site
well i just finished uploading the site so we are offically open. so tell your people about this site and enjoy our only song, we could record another song, we dont know yet, probably not, i mean i've probably exhausted everything racist about asians, i could go more specifically, and just constantly insult say the asian girls or something but i'm not that mean. i could write songs about white people but i dont think itl have the same effect unless i sing it to an asian audience. which is also highly unlikely because 1, asians dont get white people joke, and 2 all asians hate me by now. and they'll probably attack me when they see me like my ex girlfriend kate. Kate is an angry person, i made her that way though, every time she see's me she kicks or punches me, i probably deserve it seeing as i dumped her twice. like we were just in the hallway and i just said it bluntly i dont wanna go out with you anymore, then she punched me in the face and started attacking me, i deserved it though, i haev a habit of making girls cry. i made a girl cry in easter camp for my song apparantly, but i dont get it though, it was slightly obvious that i was asian and i was only kidding, thats what i mean about asian not getting white people jokes. anyway thats about me, tell people about this!! so they can enjoy racist songs, dont tell asians though cause they'll get insulted and then track me down.0 komentarzy 943 dni
Hey how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names rosemarypmsh@hotmail.com bye *MuAH*
i think we need a revival tour.
what a shit looking band...
lol i think we'll need alot more practise than 1 if we need to actually gig
hello my homie brothers. WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sorry for not replying. do you guys want to have a practice? if you do please give me a text and i'll sort something else.
And also does any of the band members want to play at the zebs in the future. i think its a really good idea.
contact me on my bebo if you have any ideas ok.
from your asian brother
TAE
peace OUT FREAKS!!!!
this sunday!!
WITH A WHITE WHITE BUM,MY BUM .lol grate times u guys rule yea
Are you getting my message?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
where is everyone!!!!!!!
am i the only one whos on this everyday~~!!!!~~
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Hello my asian brothers
next week will be another band practice. Sunday after lunch........
Please if you get this, ring me on either my home number or cellphone number.
DONT FORGET!!!!!!!
from your korean brother
aka tk aka tae woan