Sweet and amazing, i wish i had a sassy girl who got me into trouble.
What a great movie.
Some cute memories.
I'll always remember them when i see it.

Miranda, is a freaking legend. I mean uber fucking cool.

I am know by many names
Uppahar, Toni, Max, The Asian, That guy, That guy with the nails, That guy with the weed, That guy with the pills and so on and so forth

I serve a queen
She's known as Ali
She used to rule over hell and now she's gone up to heaven
But either way we're taking over the world

I've had several drug buddies
Current ones are Niall and Andy
Ex one was Ash
Favourite one was Ash
But he quit for health reasons
Can't blame him
It sucks without the pills and the thrills
But with it its hell and it slowly kills

I like writing
I write
Loads of stuff
Anything and everything

I like licking people i like
Jess knows what i'm on about

I know a princess
She's lovely
We danced underneath the stars
According to eyewitnesses

I have a bitch buddy
She goes by Becki
We chat shit about everyone
And she knows everything
Plus she's got the moves bitch

If you have a nickname on my phone
That means i like you
If you don't
That just means i don't enjoy your company very much

I love lying
I absolutely do
Its well fun
You have to admit it is

I like my drugs
Almost as much as my hugs
I get loads of hugs
I love hugs
Makes me feel warm

I like parties
Been to a couple
They've been fun

I'm cruel and cynical
I find flaws in everything
And i will hurt you if i find it amusing
Ask jack about the coke bottle and his crotch

I have a cool ring
Was a gift from my mom
And no matter what anyone says
Its mine and not theirs
Unless i say so
It always comes back to me
So i give it to people who are leaving
Cos then i know they'll come back with the ring
Works like a charm
Every single time

I'm a romantic
A very bad one but still one
I come up with stupid ideas in my head
Everything i say is connected to the other stuff i say
You just have to find the connection

I like suits and shirts and ties and jeans and shoes
I won't say i have good taste
I'm alright i suppose
I just don't know how to look good

I am straight
Even though Ali keeps saying i'm not
Though i have spent some time building up my gay reputation

If i ever write about you
That means i care
Unless its something nasty
That means i hate you

I'm friends with most people
I think
But then again i hate quite a lot of people

Indie and asylum
Wouldn't be the same without certain people
Grace and Esme weird girls but i love them

Like msn
Thats where i met Gemma and Charlotte
I like them
They're really nice and sweet and lovely

I don't like it when people tell their parents i gave them drugs
They paid for it
I only supplied it
So never gonna do it again
Don't even bother trying

Like music
Quite a lot really
Listen to stuff

Girls, i like loads of them
I have a list
And no it doesn't rankings
It has a top five but thats all

My life is good
I have fun
Oh yeah i also have two voices in my head
They belong to two of my other personalities
I have fun conversations with them

I've lost my mind many a time
I don't know which face is mine
I hope everything turns sublime
I know at the end i won't be fine