Captain Fuckin' Magic

That's When I Reach For My Revolver.

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Motto
I've Got The Hands Of History Stranglers & The Midnight Sky Reflects Off My Skin
Ich über mich
I'm Sparky and if I had to describe myself i'd say well sexy but only if you're into kids.
Meine bessere Hälfte
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My 2nd Mother Who Needs A New Diabetic To Nurture!

I'm So Gangsta If Ye Google Gangsta Ye Get Me
Sup bitches? It's Sparky the wannabe darky giving it more of that hip hop malarky
I'm no bad at it & i'm sure you'll agree, so i'm bantering on about what most rappers do, me.
Living in sin, mate just look at my bebo skin.
Don't give a fuck if you're handicapped you're still fair game
I'll rip you pieces like a Pukka if it's all the same,
it's asians & poofs in my sight next & i'm taking aim.
But it's no me to blame, telly made me this way.
& compared to Marilyn Manson i'm still pretty tame.
5 foot 7, halfway to heaven, smoking twenty a day, no quite gay.
Thought i was for a while, kissed a boy once, turns out mummy was right, men are all cunts
So i'm back on the fanny, fuck i'll take your granny round my gaff & show her my salami.
I'm the reason her hip's gammy.
Incontinent eh? She can piss all she wants in the bed,
just as long as when i wake up she ain't dead.
If she is she's getting left in a bin shed.
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My cock's an embarassment, it looks like a pube.
Three inch long and the width of a smartie tube,
it's no looking too good.
But things'll be looking up if i can get into a pub,
but i'm banned from the boozers all over the shire,
folk are more scared of me than they are of the myre.
No wonder i'm a ruddy pyschopath,
murdering fools just for the laugh.
Look at me wrong and you're getting stitches,
cos i'm a straight gangster that just loves cutting bitches.
With a knife or a bottle i'm coming at you full throttle
& if you think you've got problems now wait till the morra.
I'm coming through your door with a team no less than 24
& we're nailing you to the fucking floor & what more?
We'll be cutting & gutting, stamping & punting
If the police come round asking about some murdered guy,
i get the boys to give me a big dirty black eye.
The police will sypathise, i'm just another victim.
I do it all the time that's how i trick them.
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I'm a badass drug runner, i even sell barbiturates
Making compton niggas look like Harvard graduates
I'll sell you an oz of smack, a kilo of crack, & a jam sandwich
If you don't know what that means you can't handle it
You must be a pussy, a no-one, a trick ass mark
& you're looking at pure evil, Mr Sparky Sparks.
"What an imposter, a loser" I hear you say?
Who the fuck did you think brought Crystal Meth to the UK?
I did, & i made a killing, it's no me on the streets selling.
I'm big time, minted, a buyer & supplier
It's me that leaves the young team feeling inspired.
"He looks pretty young for a crime lord though"
But i'm fucking untouchable, we'll apart from a few paedos.
I kill hunners i mean that literally & i'm telling you confidentially,
if you go grassing me it's a machete you'll be dealing with.
The beat's built & i've got to go
I'll be leaving with a bang, crash & crescendo
All of the above, it's all lies.
Well apart from slagging off handicapped guys
Stuff I'm Into
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Internet, Pool, Chiquito's, Drugs & Hats. All Other Aspects Of Life Are Irrelevant.
Eh Shitlist
Anything That Is Not It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Internet, Pool, Chiquito's, Drugs Or Hats.
Eh Tunes
Good shit, know? Like Babylon Zoo and Cradle of Filth.
Eh Hotmail
Geez an add.

i_c_purple_people@hotmail.com

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Hochschule:
Clydebastard College, 2020
HND in Procrastination, Lollygagging, Public Indecency & Dunga Puffing
Schule:
Our Manky & Saint Pisshead's High, 2016

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Position:
Pimp Daddy Sha-Waddy-Waddy, Captain Of The Volleyball Team & Mayonaise Corrupter
Zeitraum:
Sept, 2008 - Dez, 2009
Stadt / Ort:
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  • Wee Allie
    Wee Allie

    heavy shit weather aint it :L
    just sittin wae ma carli d gonna watch e mighty boosh!!!!!!!!

    i ken sammy fae skool n i met lenny 1st time in catty n bounced rnd c.banck for a bit lol xxx

    have fun at yer party
    :)

    3 Tage her
  • Wee Allie
    Wee Allie

    HA HA aye hippy's me man at the mo......lol
    nae up tae much jst gettin me ass whipped in gangster war :L
    wit bout yerself m8???

    so how u ken ma wee sammy wright??>>>>thru lenny i suppose!!!?

    :)
    x

    3 Tage her
  • Wee Allie
    Wee Allie

    Awrighty .......
    naw dnt know u mate........
    jst randomly scowerin bebo......
    hope u dnt mind!!!!! :D
    so hows you?? :)

    5 Tage her
  • Róisín
    luv Róisín

    mannn!:L :L

    ma soup was actually minted.. pure itchyin to make moreee!!!.. im like a junkie lookin for a fix.. ahhhhhhh souppppp!!!!!... :L :L 8-) ko!

    and yes u shuld get a job int he papers!

    al let u no nearer the time wot the plans are n stuff.. coz me n dec will defo b goin.. :D :D :D

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    6 Tage her
  • Róisín
    Róisín

    a jst rote a big message n it didnt send.. fuckin gay bebo ahhhh! xxx..

    or mibi u havti accept the comments firs tn then al look like a tool for sendin this message!

    x

    1 Woche her
  • Róisín
    Róisín

    a ended up makin sum chicken noodle soup yum yum!.. if u dont hear frm me again then al have died frm food poisonin:L :L :L !

    nxt time ye see them tell them a was askin for them :) :)

    aye a went to the art gallery on a mad random bus ride.. went to the tranport museum too :L :L .. was fun:D :D .. pure ages ago tho.. myt go up again soon :D lolol

    dec was sayin last nyt tht reel big fish are comin to glasgow in january.. we need to go :D :D .. well tht is if u like them:P

    xxxxxx

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    1 Woche her
  • Róisín
    luv Róisín

    :L :L no upti much the day jst havin a lazy day wot about you, got much on? hows donald, lynsay + bump? x x x x x

    1 Woche her via Handy
  • Róisín
    luv Róisín

    am ok, jst tired.. a went to go for a nap coz ma eyer wer rollin n then a got woke up n am jst fed up wae feelin tired lol x x x x

    1 Woche her via Handy
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    Here jules has apparently good stuff, 50 a quarter. Didny have enough to tick though i was gonne get a bit to go doon the studio for a while. He said he'll be sound tomorrow.

    And you missed neil, He done a coupla belters but i cant remember them, Ill need to have a wee think!

    1 Woche her
  • Takemebktoystrdy
    Takemebktoystrdy

    lol kool aye its rather gd Fred now goes on as kirby chitwood a red neck piss take guy he hosted the halloween special.

    aye i seen th Durst show was cool lookin aw scruffy n shit but was well funny.

    lol aye toms pure change from while bck sportin a long beard n packin the pounds lol no like sk8boardin dayz.

    2 Wochen her
  • Takemebktoystrdy
    luv Takemebktoystrdy

    lol am happy wit tom green u should watch his show quite funny m8 on live at 4am or its recorded just go to www.tomgreen.com
    Anyway he's gd m8s wit Fred so heres hopin.
    I just wanna make sure when there touring nxt yr the bizkit visit glasgow as i wont be able to go 2 any festivals cause am gettin hitched lol

    Well least ya keepin busy aye every1 frm helensburgh are pure snobs man it all navy ppl down that end so the world owes them a favour.

    the costume was quality m8 I never go 2 go out sadly just had a nite in wit ma 360 n cod4.

    2 Wochen her
  • Emma
    Emma

    FACEBOOK HAS SCRABBLE!!!

    Oh aye, had speed before. I wouldn't shut up. I'm not a hugely talkative person so jumping to the babbling state i turned into was noticable to say the least.

    Im not really an alice fan either. But i get into trouble when i point out the similarities with a lawnmower, or one particiular song, to a strimmer so ive toned the dislike down a bit to "they're alright".

    2 Wochen her
  • Emma
    Emma

    Excellent. I feel much better now! I'm trying to snatch a few aliceinchains tickets for him on ebay. and im not going. im lovely and he doesnt even realise it!

    My mum actually really likes him. I didn't expect her to at all, but what can I say. Must have been his charm.

    See I don't actually get graded on this presentation tomorrow, i only have to turn up and talk for 4mins, but i don't wanna look like a twat infront of everyone. It has destroyed my motivation though.

    Also i refuse to watch xfactor. They can shove it right up their arse. I want a refund for all the time i've spent listening to people discussing it. Infact no more.

    Are you on facebook sparky me love?

    2 Wochen her
  • Emma
    Emma

    Haha that was a beast of an attack. It makes me stupidly happy. You don't hate me like that do ya?

    Well i just tried to phone him 2mins ago and couldnt get through at all, so fuck knows what he's doing.

    I've only written 189 words in 3hours. I'm fucked! right up the arse! I wrote more to hunter complaining about having to do it at all.

    Was yer phonebill at 200quid? Mine was. I underestimated my contract and thought i had 500mins to phone the boyo with. My mum scared me.

    2 Wochen her
  • Emma
    Emma

    Yo ho. I'm trying to batter through uni work. Heavy going man.

    Na he's not here. He's no even texting me back! Prick. I'll phone him later and i'll tell him to phone ya.

    Heard yer in a charity shop at the mo. How's it going? I used to work in the British Heart Foundation in Killie. The wee old women loved me, but the boss despised me. Fuck knows what i did.

    Oh some contraversial chat. Sammy kept looking at my bebo so I added her a friend. Then she deleted me! Didn't even say hi. Gutted, I am.

    2 Wochen her
  • Robert John McGonagle
    Robert John McGonagle

    You ever seen star wars clone wars the cartoon/cgi movie? It's Anakin Skywalkers battle suit from it.

    2 Wochen her
  • Takemebktoystrdy
    luv Takemebktoystrdy

    Hey m8

    am gd just been wrkin n tryin 2 talk 2 rockstars lol
    Tom Green n a guy called Moose (A Cleb stalker who knows fred durst) got back 2 me...

    Just wanna talk 2 fred Durst Or Corey Taylor though...

    Howz thinks wit urself? Lovin the halloween pics totally pimpin..

    2 Wochen her
  • Del Boy
    Del Boy

    I`m likin` it. In fact I`m lovin a bit of Curry. He was also in Cluedo...the movie.

    2 Wochen her
  • Del Boy
    luv Del Boy

    Let`s not forget about Home Alone 2 and The Muppets Treasure Island.

    Curry is one hot talent !

    2 Wochen her
  • Róisín
    luv Róisín

    a totally forgot a bebod u ha! a was a bit drunken. aye got ma fone sorted :D no been up to much, was out on saturday n jst been workin, u been up to much x x x

    2 Wochen her via Handy