1. Who are you?
2. How do we know one another?
3. Would you give your last cheese roll for me?
4.What is the best memory you have of me and you?
5.If we were trapped on a desert island what would you bring with you to keep us busy?
6.If i went to jail for murder would you visit me?
7.What would you buy me for my birthday and why?
8.If you could take me anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
9.Do we support the same football club?
10.Name one thing we have shared together?

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."



Smoked pot -- £10 - yep

Did acid -- £5 - yep

Ever had sex at church -- £25 -nope

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40v - yep

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25 - yep

Had sex for money -- £100 - nope

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 - nope

Vandalized something -- £20 - yep

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 - nope

Beat up someone -- £20 - yep

Been jumped -- £10 - yep

Cross dressed -- £10 - yep

Given money to stripper -- £25 - yep

Been in love with a stripper -- £20 - who hasnt

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 - yep

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 - nope

Ever drive and drank -- £20 - nope

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 - yep

Used toys while having sex -- £30 - yep

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20 - yep, far too often

Went skinny dipping -- £5 - yep

Had sex in a pool -- £20 - nope

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10 - yep

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20 - nope

Cheated on your significant other -- £10 - yep

Masturbated -- £10 - yep

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20 - yep

Done oral -- £5 -yep

Got oral -- £5 - yep

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25 - nope

Stole something -- £10 - yep

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25 - nope

Made a nasty home video -- £15 - nope

Had a threesome -- £50 - nope

Had sex in the wild -- £20 - yep

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25 - yep

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20 - yep

Had sex with someone 10 years older than you -- £20 - nope

Had sex with someone under 21 (if you are over 27) -- £25 - nope

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50 - nope

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25 - yep

Went streaking -- £5 - nope

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15 - nope

Been arrested -- £5 - yep

Spent time in jail -- £15 - nope

Peed in the pool -- £0.50 - nope

Played spin the bottle -- £5 - yep

Done something you regret -- £20 - yep

Had sex with your best friend -- £20 - nope

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25 - nope

Had anal sex -- £80 - nope

Lied to your mate -- £5 - yep

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25 - yep

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

Right all you muthafuckas, im sure loads of you have some wicked memories from the past of being in my company and i want you to remind we of them as i have drank too much booze and smoked too much weed to remember them all, so entertain me with your stories