ur well done!

vanila lucozades please!

bits and pieces,cunt!!

hes only black not african!!!

thats a hole in da wall,IS IT?ya its a vent marianne,ya I KNOW ITS A VENT!!!!!

apperenly,wat he was doin was fore play!

there my answers i like dem!!

bedhead,blanket and boots

da trick is to never be wrong!

well technically we all have potential!

id love to knock u up...................

like a fuckin ninja!!

your like wally but ya dont know were ya are!

we hav to hav sex in front of traffic tonight!!

how was da piss????so much better standin up!!!!

fuck!i slipped on my own bannana!!

u wer a mistake but it was savage!!

what time do balls finish at?

u go out like me and be a man!!

lets go to lacys and get lost!!

haha PILL TITS!!!

every woman who gets married is fat!

shes up high,she has to dance!!

dont elbow my gee!!!haha elbow greece!!!

ice cream alarm truck!!

he is da only virgin with an std!!!!

its all fingers and doors!!!!

will u cook my eggs before u get high!!!!

feel wat,my empty gaping hole!!!

i never fingerd a girl with nail polish on!!

its the bollix the nipple and the passport!!

nobody get a magnet!!

every time ya get a grip on it it vibrates!!!

JUST GRAB MY BOLLIX AND TELL ME ITS OK!!!!!

stupid is my second middle name.....next to danger!!!

he was askin the tv when he shuda been asking the remote control!!!!

how u gonna have sex when your flyin mince!

ur a voice soprano!

i picked it up and screwed it in for her!!!

you came bubbles!!!!

my clip is massive!!

dont let me fall, my hair will fall out!!

get out,uve lost all sex appeal!!!

ive never fucked my brother!!

were all messed up in each other's mess!!!

sluts or cheap and so is are product!!

how do you defend your self against a man with two dildo's!!!

a hot bird wudnt fuck a horse!!

now that weve disgusted the technicalities we can get down to the hot sex!!

i know one side of you,but ur like a fuckin rubix cube!!

ur like a stamp i wanna lick ya and stick ya down!

can i sit on this now or do i have to keep goin???

get into that wet watery place!!!

slutgagger!!!

ill tell u wat i told the swordfish......you have a point!!!

make love to my stomach!!

a 70cl and a bag a tato!!!

ur body is 2 stars but wat u can do with it is 4 stars!!!

ur man in the toilet told me!!!

Swurfing!!!

touch it, touch it, its incredibly sticky!!!

Sit on ur roll and eat it!!

Will u kick my runner outa the water!!

how many women have u met..........JESUS!!!!

i was more excited just looking at it!!!

every time i go to the bathroom something bad happens!!!

i want to put an ice cube in my ear!!

ur afraid of a 20 euro note!!!

consult your daughter!!

no,i want ur babies later!!

ill do u....just not with my dick!!!

How did i get here????

its all sticky,feel the coin!!

EAT IT EAT IT (everybody shoutin at nic)!!!

Look at the sky its not blue at all!!!

her eyebrows say yes but her vagina said no!!!

im a machine,condoms rnt ready for me!!!

shady is the best flipper!!

im all relaxed.....im all sticky!!!

if i was a boy id be gay..........wait no i wudnt!!!

sexrobots cant tell the time!!!

my comfy clothes are gettin warmed alot!!!

there should be a day when we just play with toys!!!

iron spice,thats nice!!!

dont throw a jonnie at my girlfriends face!!!

u know how i am with kids!!

1. When your driving and looking for an address why do you turn down the
volume on the radio?

2. How can you hear yourself think?

3. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?

4. Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean the same thing?

5. Why is it called a building if its aleady built?

6. Why is the word abbreviate so long?

7. If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they ever
remember they forgot?

8. If you died wit braces on would they take them off?

9. Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? If so, hows it treated?

10. If you try fail and succeed at it, what did you just do?

11. Do fish sleep?

12. Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions & you dunno if they are rhetorical or not?

13. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?

14. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

15. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

16. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

17. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

18. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?

19. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

20.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?

21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

22. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

23. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

24. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.

25. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

26. When you lift a blind up in the morning, are you letting the light in or the darkess out?

27.What do you call male ballerinas?

28. Can blind people see their dreams?

29. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star REALLY have the
same tune?

30. Why did so many of you just try singing the two songs above? HaHa..

You go over 45, you're a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you've done as you go. add your totals each time.

No need to say which ones. If people really want to know they will message you.

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs

TOTAL: 9

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

1. been to a wild party
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring or summer break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 35

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed prep
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 40

1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your friend
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered with someone of the opposite sex
10. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 48

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 56

1. owned/rented an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. made out or more with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harassed
10. been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 66

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test

TOTAL SO FAR: 74


Grand Total - 74

-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [Im A Goody Good]
-If You Have Then 10-19.. write [im still a goody good]
-If You Have Then 20-29 ..write [im average].
-If You Have Then 30-39.. write [im a bad kid].
-If You have then 40-49.. write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have 50 or more.. write [Im a horrible person]