Every Little Helps folks!!One day,in line at the works cafeteria,Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell.I suppose i'd better see a doctor." "Listen,don't waste your time at the surgery,"Mike replies."There's a diagnistic computer at Tesco.Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong,and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and only costs five euros.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor".So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.He deposits five euros and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.He pours the sample into the slot and waits.Ten seconds later,the computer ejects a printout:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.It will improve in two weeks".That evening while thinking how amazing this new technolgy was,Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.Hemixed some tap water,a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.Jack hurried back to Tesco,eager to check what would happen.He deposits five euros,pours in his concoction,and awaits the results.The computer prints the following:1Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softner.2Your dog has ringworm.Bathe him him with anti-fungal shampoo.3:Your daughter has a cocaine habit.Get her into rehab.4:Your wife is pregnant.Twins,They arn't yours.Get a lawyer.5:And if you don't stop playing with yourself,your elbow will never get better...thank you for shopping at Tesco.