Hay! Twichy?.I know everybody loves a bit of cat, but you seem to be attracting an odd type of female.
Maybe they don't know that you had the opp.lol.

Bloody MAD CAT.

If you attack me from behind again I'll bite you!.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWITCHY!!

See you at the end of the month.

Me-Ooooooow!

Swallowing a paper clip! That was a bit silly wasn't it?

One of these days, I will bite you back...

Nobody is giving you luv anymore! See you tomorrow.
xxx

zzzzzzzz

Stop trying to steal my life! I'm wide to your spiel...yeessiirr....

Stop attacking my ankles

How ya doin'?

You should meet our cat, Cay. Ye can be pen-pals!

(Do you still say pen-pays? 'Cos keyboard-pals just sounds terrible!)

*waves*

Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

You're squeeky

Meeeoooowwwww....

"I want to go to the Zoo"

Um... i don't know what to say... Wanted to give you some love....

LOVE YOU

im in ur beboz, stealin ur luvs