Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Gerard Way once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Gerard Way".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Gerard Way spared your
life.

Gerard Way won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

What color is Gerard Way's blood? Trick question. Gerard Way
does not bleed.

Gerard Way once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the
next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the
keys.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

-When Gerard Way was a child, he made his mother finish his
vegetables.

Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

When Gerard Way stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Gerard Way says its beef. Then it's beef.

James Bond has a license to kill. Gerard Way doesn't need any
licenses.

Gerard Way's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Gerard Way.

Gerard Way played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Gerard Way once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

You can lead a horse to water. Gerard Way can make him drink.

Gerard Way once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.

Simon Says should be renamed to Gerard Way Says because if Gerard Way says something then you better do it.

Killing Gerard Way doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry

We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray or Bob instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.

This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.

This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.

This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.

This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.

This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.

This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.

This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.

This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.

This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.

This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.

This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.

This is for all the kids who were never okay.

This is for the MCRmy.

British

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football.. not soccer.

Total = 6


Australian

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something

Total = 4


Italian

[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands. only somtimes

Total = 4


Spanish

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total = 2


Russian

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[x] You know somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You dont get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week
[x] You love listening to trance

Total = 3


Polish

[ ] Your parents let you drink
[ ] You know what a pizda is
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total = 0


Irish

[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking.

Total = 2


African American

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have/had nappy hair
[ ] You like rap music.
[x] you like chicken
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke(d) newports

Total = 2


Asian

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.(sometimes)
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[x ] You know what DDR is

Total = 3


German

[x ]You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'10".

Total = 1


Canadian

[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x ] You speak some french.(I know the basics)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x ] You watch/watched degrassi.
[x] You play/ played hockey or watch it.

Total = 3

French

[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[x ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[] You have eaten a snail or frogs legs
[x ] You like fash