ok ok, we all know Chuck Norris is the best ever check these out:

-Theres is no evolutionary theory, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

-The only time Chuck Norris has been wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

-When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

-A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

-The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

-The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.


Ah yes Chuck, the world loves you

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating! (This is really funny and often quite true).
Repost this as what your music says about you.

What Does Next Year Have In Store For Me?
Polly (Nirvana)

What's My Love Life Like?
Closer (Nine Inch Nails)

What Do I Say When Life Gets Hard?
A Decade Under the Influence (Taking Back Sunday)

What Do I Think When I Get Up In The Morning?
Agitated Screams of Maggots (Dir En Grey)

What Song Will I Dance To At My Wedding?
Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event (Deftones)

What Do You Want As A Career?
Insomniac (Bleeding Through)

What is your favourite saying?
The Irony of Dying on Your Birthday (Senses Fail)

Your Pets Name?
Dead Ringer (Rise Against)

Favourite Place?
World War Me (From First to Last)

Describe Your Sexlife:
Choke on This (Senses Fail)

What Do You Think Of Your Parents?
Smile Like You Mean It (The Killers)

What's Your Pornstar Name?
Toxicity (System of a Down)

Where Would You Go On A First Date?
Pain (Jimmy Eat World)

Drug Of Choice?
Five Vicodin Chased With a Shot of Clarity (Atreyu)

Describe Yourself:
Stand Up (A Static Lullaby)

What Is The Thing I Like Doing Most?
Darts (System of a Down)

What Song Best Describes My School Principle?
Bite to Break Skin (Senses Fail)

What Is My State Of Mind Like At The Moment?
Loco (Coal Chamber)


HAHAHA CHOKE ON THIS

who is this guy?

ppl like worship him... he has virtually NO SKILL at drums.... not to mention at anything else in life....

EVERYONE HATE ON TRAVIS HE'S ANNOYING

DIE TRAVIS BARKER DIE

ok im done now...

Kisses&Cuddles;;