Mr E

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Me, Myself, and I
DAMN!! Just no escaping you is there? :L


Hi, my name is Barry but you can call me Baz, BigBaz, BigB...asshole..whatever you like.

I like to play poker (you probably guessed that), snooker/pool and golf (if you count 3 swings and a hit as playing golf lol).

IF you wanna know anything about me...ask.
Music
for obvious reasons Kenny Rodgers - The Gambler has to be here. fratellis, peppers, 'phonics and lots of dance from mika to cascada.
Films
just to stay in theme here my fave film of all time is Rounders with Matt Damon and John Malkovich.after that its comedy all the way. love Jim Carrey.
Sports
the mighty arabs! (Dundee United to the lapers). I'm have found my pride in Scotland again too :) and, amazingly, i still love WWE (real sad at 27 i know)
MSN
add me if you wish

big_baz_13@hotmail.com

NO SPAMMERS OR SELLERS PLEASE!
Happiest When
Takin down a big pot with no hand. can't beat the feeling of a great bluff. i love doing stuff with my wee girl. Other than that....Fatties!!! (Dundee's top nightclub)
Drinks
gimmie Sambuca anytime. Also, if you haven't tried it yet, get a bottle of Kopparberg down your neck. and dont take any of the immitations...they stink!!
Will Make Me Rich
Poker! Poker! Perhaps the lotto...and Poker! Watch this space for local poker millionaire in the making.

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  • A Few Q's

    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Describe me in 3 words?
    7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    8. What was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. What do u like best about me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    15. Could you ever love me?
    16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    4 Commentaren 758 dagen

  • All about Me (edit 15/03/08)

    Name - Barry
    Nickname - BigBaz (not for my height)
    Gender - male
    Birthday - 31st March
    Height - 5ft 10
    Eye Color - Blue
    Hair Color - Brown
    Righty or Lefty - Lefty
    Pets - No
    Piercings - nope
    Tattoos - no

    fαvoяітє

    Colour - Orange
    Day Of Week - Thursday (poker night)
    Season - Summer
    Shop - I hate shops!
    Non-Alcoholic Drink - Red Kola
    Alcoholic Drink - Sambuca or Kopparberg
    Song - Timbaland - The way I are

    lovє & ѕтuff

    Single - Yes
    Ever Been In Love - Yes
    Love At First Sight - No
    Lust At First Sight - of course...
    Do You Want To Get Married - Yes
    Kids - Yes
    How Many - 1just now but want at least 1 more
    Do You Believe In True Love - Yes
    What Do You Look For In The Opposite Sex - I'm not gonna lay out fixed criteria here!! haha
    Do You Believe You Should Be In Love To Have Sex - Hell no

    αт тніѕ момєит

    Where Are You - Home
    What Can You See Out Your Window - Misery
    Listening To Music - Del Amitri
    Happy - NO!
    Talking To Anyone Online - No
    Talking On The Phone - well...she ain't talking back
    What Are You Wearing - Jeans, Shirt
    What Are You Doing - feeling sorry for myself

    fяієиdѕ

    Are You a Loner - No, i have very good friends
    Best Friend - George
    Oldest - Pete
    Shyest - None shy in my crew
    Loudest - Could be me, although Alan and George are both loud too
    Smartest - oh me for sure :P
    nosiest - Doesn't everyone want some gossip? LOL
    Funniest - I don't think i have any who aren't funny.
    Best Listener - My sister Dee is the best listener. the only person I tell EVERYTHING (even though she don't wanna know some of the details :L )
    Do You Prefer 2 Hang With 1 Friend or A Group - no preference really, depends on the day
    Who Knows The Most About You - Alan
    Who Knows The Least About You - Ross
    Who Do You Argue With The Most - Alan (probably cos he knows the most about me)
    Who Do You Talk To Online The Most - Jane
    Who Do You Talk To On The Phone The Most - I work on the phone....I dont wanna talk on it when I get home. Text all my mates regularly though (so if i'm not texting you often..get the fuck off my page :P )
    Do You Trust Others Easily - No, my trust has to be earned
    Who's House Were You At Last - Denise's


    do чou

    Smoke - Yeah
    Drink - Yeah
    Do Drugs - No
    Go To Church - No
    Sleep With Stuffed Animals - No
    Walk In The Rain - Yes, if i must
    Dance In The Rain - uhm, i dont dance well so try to restrict that to the bathroom lol
    Do Any Sports - Is poker a sport?
    Sleep Around - Not really
    Lie alot - Only when i have 2 cards in my hand and a stack of chips on the table
    Steal - No
    Gamble - Regularly (but carefully)

    hαvє чou єvєя

    Kissed a Stranger - Yes
    Slept With a Stranger - well, i've taken at least an hour getting to know them 1st..
    Spun Until You Were so Dizzy You Couldn't Walk - Long time ago lol
    Laughed So Much It Was Painful - Quite often
    Cried So Much It Was Painful -
    Gone Skinny Dipping - No
    Played Strip Poker - Yes lol
    Had a Medical Emergency - Yes, i've had a few
    Been In A Car Accident - No
    Ran Away From Home - More times than i care to remember lol
    Done Something Extremely Unexpected - Unexpected to me or other people? think i'm full of surprises lol
    Slept Outside - Yes
    Been on Stage - Yes - with a broom

    0 Commentaren 775 dagen

  • Chain Letters!

    Hello, my name is Barry and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her red-neck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by Hugh Jackman/Jessica Alba whom I'll just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit.
    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about a million times. I don't fucking care!!!

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
    and whose only salvation is the 5p per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

    That's what I think of your chain letters

    1 Commentaar 831 dagen

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  • Ashley Jackson
    Ashley Jackson

    that's kl pal seen u walking past a few times hows your wee one she must b getting very grown up now aye lol:)) :)) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    9 weken geleden
  • Ashley Jackson
    Ashley Jackson

    hey u hows things???xxxx

    10 weken geleden
  • Supanetalien
    Supanetalien

    Hello Tosser lol

    Hows things m8? hope you and Kirsten are well :)

    When I get some new text jokes will send you them, it's been dead quiet with jokes lately lol

    16 weken geleden
  • Dawna
    Dawna

    He's not that bothered about to be honest, he looks really odd in his high school stuff though - he's never really worn a shirt and tie at primary, was always the polo/sweatshirt combo and he looks dead grown up now :( Wahhhhh my baby!! :O

    Ah that's not so good then pal, I can only wish and hope everything improves and soon!

    Keep yer chin up pal, love ya loads xXx

    17 weken geleden
  • Dawna
    luv Dawna

    Ffs Barry, you've actually been online!? :O o_O
    I cannae believe it!! :L :L :L

    How ya doing bro? Hope all is well (or at least better) with you pal - Have some luv :D xXx

    Ps. Check Marc out! Awwww can't believe he's going to high school on Tuesday! :O lol

    17 weken geleden
  • Burkey The Yid
    Burkey The Yid

    maybe ya just need a break from it mate. cannae give up!!! lol...

    nae worries mate... speak soon

    17 weken geleden
  • Burkey The Yid
    Burkey The Yid

    no had a chance to get playing mate. won a no bad amount when i was in Oz but cashed it out for ma ventures up the coast lol. still only playin sng's.

    you still playin?

    17 weken geleden
  • Laura Simpson
    luv Laura Simpson

    no gossip...ur flamin hopeless Barry!! Nothing new here apart from I moved house,STRESS CENTRAL! Got a new cat,a tiny little kitten,he was called Barney but Jacob has changed it to Badger?? Jake starts school on Wednesday & basically thats it for now,but there will be more drama soon I'm sure!! Nothing is every quiet on the Simpson front!! Haha

    17 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Burkey The Yid
    Burkey The Yid

    haha

    im good mate hows you? settling back in now. its like i;ve never left!! lol

    17 weken geleden
  • Laura Simpson
    Laura Simpson

    I'm good good good Barry, I have Facebook but it works like crap on my mobile so Im on Bebo so I can actually reply to people haha,whats the goss?

    17 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Burkey The Yid
    Burkey The Yid

    alryt sunshine!! ;)

    good mate. workin away. cant wait to quit in 9 weeks an do the coast then thailand!!

    yeah mate...was a big tourney, was on it for hours then fucked ma stack on one daft hand grrrr!! same shit different day!! lol...

    played at star city casino other day in a qualifier for the ANZPT thats on just now there. never made it but im goin to watch the main event on thursday friday and saturday. joe hachem an a few other poker celebs are goin...!! should be bra!!


    haha!! il come back an give ya a tenner for every week iv no been there lol...eh right!! :P

    33 weken geleden
  • Bert Cairns
    Bert Cairns

    alright Mr E. when's the next game? couldn't make last one as on friday night and normally have becca on a friday night.

    33 weken geleden
  • Dawna
    luv Dawna

    I know!! It's a topper - I'm never gonna forgive mum and dad for making me suffer those formative years with a mullet :O :L
    It's almost as bad as your mega-flick!! ROFL!! :L :L :L :L

    xXx

    35 weken geleden
  • Dawna
    Dawna

    Recognise this? :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    xXx

    35 weken geleden
  • Jackie Brown
    luv Jackie Brown

    Hello there, im good santa was good to me hell yeah, just been jumping about on one of his pressies, wii fit honestly im knackered but great fun!!! Christmas and new was good i had the flu through crimbo and tail end for new year but still managed my best to have a bevy its gotta be done!!!! Hows you what you doing now, still at same job etc. still poker king jxxxxxxxxxx

    48 weken geleden
  • Rick Clubb
    Rick Clubb

    I'm average and thats good enough for me lol!! :L
    Once again i lost in the works pool comp to the overall winner. Up 2-1 and i throw it away. I get to the last 16 every year and cant get any further :L
    Get something arrange next month if u want. January is a shitty month for money :D

    48 weken geleden
  • Rick Clubb
    Rick Clubb

    Alrighty Mr E. I had a fairly quiet xmas and new year. Must be getting old :L Still at the same place. As you would expect it has its moments. You've done the right thing staying away. U know what your coming back to, same shite etc. :)

    48 weken geleden
  • Rise At Elk
    Rise At Elk

    Hope you can make it down to niche 2mo night Mr E.. the more the louder! :) hd

    55 weken geleden
  • Simon Cowell
    Simon Cowell

    cool i new ud get the eminem thing aced was really eay ones as well was it

    56 weken geleden
  • Kim Kameemalik
    luv Kim Kameemalik

    Just wanted to say HELLO & how are you doing?:)

    Im back on savvy...but for 5 days wont load for me -:( lol

    few old faces on there, but not the same ha ha ha...
    Hope all is well with you!

    57 weken geleden