"Humans are no stranger to war. After all, we've been fighting for as long as we can remember. War is all we know. In the past we fought for emulsion. We fought for country. We fought for freedom. But all that changed after E~Day. For fifteen years, we've been fighting for our very survival against inhuman, genocidal monsters... but it is a fight we cannot continue. Humanity faces extinction... Unless we end this war now.

We had hoped the lightmass bombing at timgad would decimate the locust hoard, but they survived, and returned stronger than ever. They've brought with them a force that can sink entire cities. Even Jacinto our last beacon of hope through all these dark days, is now at risk. Soon we'll have nothing left to defend and that means we have only one option: Attack.

Gears, what I ask of you now is not an easy thing, but it is necessary. If we are to survive, If we are to live long enough to see the seasons pass, our children grow, and experience a time of peace that we have never know, we must now take this fight to the locust.

We will go to where they live and where they breed and we will destroy them.

This is the day we take the battle to the heart of the enemy. This is the day we correct the course of human history. This is the day we ensure our survival as a species!

Soldiers of the COG, my fellow gears, go forth and bring back the hope of humanity!”

chuck norris doent teabag women!...... he potatoe sacks them

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally i is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck norris can believe its not butter

Chuck norris uses pepper spray to season his steak

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck norris should be dead..........but deaths to scared to collect

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck norris's hand is the only hand in poker to beat a royal flush.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the
Earth down

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

Chuck is a ledgend

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You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.