Finally, the long(ish) awaited second part in the lazytown conspiracy!

so you still think lazytown is a cute and cuddely kiddies TV show made in 2006?

You are very much mistaken. Lazytown is an ancient hidden town, thought to be founded in the medieval period - They guard a secret
which if released, could rock the very foundations of modern society (yes partially ripped from the da vinci dode). Think im bullshitting? Watch this short "episode" thought to be released some time around 1066.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcxHd...

You'll notice an odd similarity to the "Cooking by the book" (See previous part) episode. Are the writers finally running out of material?
Now moving on.

Did you wonder the true identity of the pirate from my last entry? So did I, i did a little background research, and it turns out that the pirate was none other than..
WILL SMITH
Crazy right?! I didn't beleive it at first either. Until that is i dug a little deeper. Apparentley the producers of "Fresh prince of bel air" and "Lazytown" Where quite friendley, there were even working on a join fresh prince of bel air/lazytown promotional album
(Small exert, featuring album cover : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnhnr... )

and now we briefly move of lazytown to some of "stephanie's" earlier projects -I give you the extremely gangsta, hiphophomeroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrQo4...

First off WTF is up with them just leaving their bags in the middle of the hall!? that's a pretty big fire hazard, are they trying to murder their fellow pupils? Or maybe..maybe they already have. Notice how you see absolutely nobody else around the school except those needed for the song. hmmm :|
.anyway back to the point
Now quite obviously "Whifey Steph" is the ritch bitch of this famo seeing as around 0:48 she dismisses them all with just a wave of her hand.
Forward to about 1:07, when there supposedly "helping" this quite obviousley scared shitless little girl. Do you see Stephanie's hand slowly go around the back of the girl to around neck level. About 2 seconds later she sitting bolt upright, smiling insanely at the camera. Hmmm stephanie...what are you up to.

At 1:26 when there skipping into the classroom there appears to be something wrong in this part of the school. One of their teachers appears to be a member of franz ferdinand, and the other is quite obviousley a hippy. Probably both stoned out of their minds.

Now at 2:28 you hear the words "Very good, now you're on you're way" Well i'm not so convinced. So far all i've learnt is 3+3 = 6, and 5-1 = 4. Now i'm assuming this is aimed at year 4 - 5's seeing as it seems to be in a junior school. And all the kids seem to be under 12. (Or are they?! Notice at the start it says "All rights reserved, blah blah blah 2005 NYC" Now. Stephanie is 16 next month. In the words of the pink haired emo girl *Subtraction can be fun!* that means she must have been 13-14 at the time of filming :| ) and I'm sure at year 4 i had moved onto slightly more complex sums.

Now fast forward to 3:08. It is as i thought, that girl they apparently "rescued" earlier in the video has now outlived her purpose and is expendable - They're stoning her to death!

Well that's all for now folks Just thought it might be good to elaborate on Stephanie's background a bit before continuing, Back to trying to finish my 16 page electronics report for tomorrow -.-

Innocent enough...On the surface, in this entry i plan to bring to light some startling revalations that hopfully will show you, this so called "kids program" Is not as innocent as it would have you beleive.

First of all the pictures.
You all thought sporticus was a nice guy right? Wrong. These pictures taken during the filming of one episode, bring to light a completley different side to the much loved hero of lazytown.

Exhibit A:
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1...

Oh hey sporticus, you just trip? Or maybe you're tying you're shoelaces... Hmm somehow i think otherwise.

Exhibit B:
http://img47.imageshack.us/my.php?im...

As we can quite clearly see, young stephanie is screaming for help, and look at sporticus' Hand placement? Coicedance? i think not.

Now Pictures can be photoshopped you say. True (although the above weren't) Which is why I intend to provide you with indisbutable video evidence, as to the true agenda of this kiddies program.

Below are two video's i would like you to watch.
The Infamous Pirate Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpB...

Cooking by the book:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azqX...

Now let's start analyzing them, we'll start with the pirate video:
Apart from the obvious intent to turn young innocent children into bloody thirsty cut throat marauders, of course, let's have a look at the hidden messages.

First of all notice what's secured in the girl's belt. It's not a cutlass is it? Too circular, and rather bendy aswell...almost like a..sausage.

Poor parrot aswell, being pressganged into being a pirate. Almost like that story Kidnapped.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapp... For Full details)

Now around 0:48 what does he say? Is it way anchor? or is it something far more subtle and malevolent? Now of course remember the pirate says "Do what you want 'cus a pirate is free" So he may indeed be swearing.

On to 1:29 obviousley the pirate here has a heart attack or an epileptic fit or something. What sort of message does this give? You can kill old people with a combination of techno, upbeat singing & dancing?

The plot thickens... But that's not all. Play the song backwards and there are some hidden messages.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHSYG... For those of you who don't have access to turntables)

Now around 0:29 young stephanie, calls the prom queen a lesbo. Not a very nice word. Although maybe you think this is wishfull thinking? Let's move on.

Now around 1:52, the pirate quite clearly says "Hey nukkah"
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... For those of you who are over 40)



Now, onto cooking by the book:
Have you seen how the pink haired emo girl discriminates against such ethnic minorities* such as the italian, and black child?

Secondly, if indeed you are cooking by the book, what pray tell, else are you going to end up with? Exactley. A cake.

Now let's examine these lyrics:
"We gotta have it made - You know that i love cake"
This right here is implying she is manipulating all her friends to make her a cake, under the pretences they will share it - However she accidentally lets slip with this and reveals her true colours. She doesen't plan on sharing the cake atall she wants it all for her greedy self

One last thing. You thought that the pink haired emo "girl" was 8, and I was being out of order? Well well well guess what. She's 15. 25th of may 1991.That's right 16 next month.. How does she stay so small? Growth Stunting steroids.

Now i could go on. And i probably will, but right now it;s 11PM on sunday night so i better get some revision done.

Later -
Ben



*Minorities in lazytown at least, as all the rest seem to be American. Hmmmm :\

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?...