things to do in tescos


01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him r her in an official tone:Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here

What does your name say about you?
A : You love the booze
B : You like people.
C: you are really silly
D : You like to drink.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : you never let people tell u what to do
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you
M : best kisser ever.
N: best gf/bf out
O : awesome kisser.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fucking crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T: You are loyal to those you love
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best bf/gf anyone could ask for
Z : Always ready

P: you are poupular with all types of people
A: you love the booze
D: you like to drink
R: fuckin crazy
A: you love the booze
I : You are great in bed.
G : you never let people tell u what to do

G : you never let people tell u what to do
R: fuckin crazy
I : You are great in bed.
B : You like people
B : You like people
E : Damn good kisser.
N: best gf/bf out

=P. . . . . . . im gud in bed

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go