63 Annoying Questions Survey

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say, 'Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because ? this is just a ride.' And we ? kill those people. 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus, murdered; Martin Luther King, murdered; Malcolm X, murdered; Gandhi, murdered; John Lennon, murdered; Reagan ? wounded. But it doesn't matter, because ? it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

How about we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

I ate a big red candle.

I'd like to apologize for these terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs. I'd like to show contrition to the max, Andrew Sachs. I'd like to create world peace, between the yellow, whites and blacks Andrew Sachs, Andrew Sachs. I said some things I didn't of oughta, like I had sex with your granddaughter.

I don't like Madonna, She Looks Like She Stinks!

[Roy] What did you write?
[Moss] It doesn't sound very good now.
[Roy] Just tell me what you got I'm sure it's fine
[Moss] I'm going to murder you, You bloody woman

The nazi turtle...A fresh water faschist for all the family

I thought midgets just lay on the floor with paper bags over there head, listen to sad music and die!! Just like the elephant man!!

It can't rain all the time

I live in your eyes!

What am I going to do?? I know.. grow my beard really long.. weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp!