I posted this on the book page for HANDS ON too....Say hello to my very own Jeff Cash, Investment Banker extraordinaire, and Lanie Daniels' brother's best friend. Don't let his profession fool you though or his relationship to Lanie's brother throw you off. Jeff is far from straight-laced or uptight and more than a match for that wild vixen, Lanie.

Just the facts:

Who is Jeff Cash?

I'm a single white male...

*cough*

Sorry Wade. I suppose, to most people, I'm the epitomy of white-collar success.

*ahem*

Sorry, Amie. I'm an investment banker for one of the most prestigious firms in Houston. I learned a long time ago to work hard and play hard, and I see nothing wrong with rewarding myself with a good time, which Lanie gives me in spades.

And, beyond the obvious as a man who suits were invented for?

Armani loves me, and so does my mom. *grin* I have a great life.

And despite the fact that, on any given day, his bank account holds more than my savings, he's actually an all right guy even if he does suck at sand volleyball.

Hey!

Wade, if you refuse to behave, I'll have to ask you to leave.

--And we both know how well your interview went. Does Lexi ever let you get a word in --

Jeff...I can cut this short, but instead, I'll just ask what ARE your intentions where Lanie is concerned.

*insert deer in headlights look here* Um...

I hear her and your mom have become fast friends. Would you like to elaborate on this? *I lean in for the kill* How does it make you <I>feel</I>, Jeff?

Really good?

We're going to take a short break while Wade, who is in the corner laughing so hard it's a wonder he hasn't pissed himself, gets it under control. Wade...Wade...when are you introducing Lanie to YOUR Mom?

*Silence* (the complete and utter kind)

That's what I thought. Alright Jeff, I've got things to do so lets wrap this up. What hacks you off? What's your biggest pet peeve? Your secret indulgence? Your favorite fast food place? What would readers be surprised to learn about you?

Hacks me off... Pet-peeve, etc...People who get into trouble and try to blame everyone else. Cruelty to animals and disrespectful half-grown little shits that think they own the world.

Secret Indulgence – BBQ. And skinny dipping with Lanie and Cherise.

Favorite fast food – BBQ...Hey, even Dickey's has a drive through these days. Sadly, it doesn't go well with Armani. Barring Dickey's there's always Lanie's dad's BBQ. The man runs a mean grill. Just don't tell Lanie I said so, since she hates his guts.

What would my readers be surprised to learn about you?

I am not very athletic.

*snort*

WADE!

Sorry

And because we’re always looking for a good book to read, what are you reading?

Um...

Are you blushing?

He reads girly books

Wade, my dude, I AM a girl and you are a character in a girly book...Jeff, what are you reading? *I smile reassuringly and shift so he can't see Wade behind me, doing whatever the hell he's doing*

Jeff sighs and slumps a bit lower in the couch, and mutters, GOOD GIRL GONE BAD by Karin Tabke.

I hear it's really good.

I'll loan it to you...after I ask Lanie since it IS her book.

Of course. One last question, since I've asked all my previous interviewees this, do you yell at the TV and if so, what gets your dander up?

I yell at sand volleyball and mud wrestling--I'm KIDDING, love. Relax. No, I'm not much of one for sports that don't involve hot naked bodies.

*Sigh* You'll get to meet Jeff live and in print May 29.

I posted excerpts from HANDS ON and KINK! Check em out!