Would u have sex with me?
What position would u do me in?
Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?
Give me a naked pic?
Would u do me in the shower?
Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me?
What makes u want 2 have sex with me?
Would u talk dirty 2 me while we had sex?
Would u do me again and again?
Would u do me in the rain?
Would u do me once then leave me the next day?
Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what u do?
Would u be ma gf?
Would u kiss me?
would u snog me?
take me home for the night?
would you play strip poker with me?

Condom Retailers
Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms, but kept the same [or almost!] tag-lines..

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Mullerlight condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4the emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

a little girl accidentall sees her dad in the shower. she's curious and asks what his testicles are 'those are the apples of the tree of life' he tells her. inpressed she repeates this to her mother, who adds;'did he say anything about the dead branch there anging on? lol