1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.what would u idealy like to do with me?
19.did u ever wanna hit me?.. explain y..
20.r u goin 2 put dis on ur blog nd c wat i say bout u?..

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

1. Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Irish driver
avoids using them.

2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between
you and the car in front of you, because somebody else will fill in the
space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have
of getting hit.

4. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive
bodywork, especially with LM, CN or KE plates. With no insurance, the other
operator probably has nothing to lose.

5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that
your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal
violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to
strengthen your leg muscles.

6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good
way to prepare other drivers entering the motorway.

7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and
are not enforceable in Ireland during rush hour.

8. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone
changing a tyre. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.

9. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ireland is the home
of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Department of Public Works,
which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep
them alert!

10. It is tradition in Ireland to honk your horn at cars in front of
you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.

11. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is
important to exit your vehicle through the windscreen right away.
Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from
danger.

12. Remember that the goal of every Irish driver is to get ahead of
the pack by whatever means necessary.

13. WARNING! Never come to a complet e stop at a stop sign. No one
expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.