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Chance FN' Baby
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- Me, Myself, and I
- WATZ GOOD SHAWTY'S ON BEBO DIS DA RATED R SUPERSTAR CHANCE AKA CLP AKA CP3 IF U LIKE 2 HAVE FUN U AT DA RIGHT SPOT LOOKIN FOR SEXINESS IM HERE IF U WANT TALENT IM THE NIGGA FO U U WANT FUNNY ILL FLAME YO ASS
- jezzy.50 cent, usher, neyo, chris bown is impressing me, plise, pretty ricky, rick ross, michael jackson, r.kelly, nelly, ti, lil wayne, every tite song dat comes out really
- all movie because flim makers don't take time 2 make a dumb ass movie nobody will watch
- all because im da shit in all of dim
- Scared Of
- nuthin, but ugliness o yeah n monsters
- Happiest When
- fuckin duhhhhhhhhhh n playin sport, goin 2 parties night out with beyonce stuff like dat
- 9-30 and for yah dumbass people dat don't understand 9-30 its september 30 YAH DIG
- Wat Im REPRESENTING
- REP-IN DA LOU, NORTH SIDE, DAH MP'SSSSSSSSS BITCH NIGGAAAAAAA
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PLE DEE'S DAYZ..DEY FUCKED UP BUT WE GOTTA DILL WIT DEM BUT DATZ ALL I GOT SAY WRITE KNO AW YEAHH.............................
.........FUCK U N DA WORLD
0 Comments 251 weeks
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
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- 4IP LIL CHRIS..LIL VAL.JOEY...CORTEZ.. AJ
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