These Are Some Of The Stupid Warnings That Tend To Be Put On Products..
Have A Look And See What Youu Think..

Liquid Plummer,
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
(Why Not..??)

Toilet Plunger,
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
(How Do I Get Rid Of The Pigeons Then..??)

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool,
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
(But It Would Be Alot Faster..)

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter,
Safe to use around pets.
(Handy..)

Endust Duster,
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
(Hang On, Let Me Try..)

Hair Coloring,
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(Why Don't It Taste Good..??)

Dial Soap,
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How Do I Do That Then?)

Stridex Foaming Face Wash,
May contain foam.
(Well Done..)

Sleeping Pills,
Warning: May cause Drowsiness.
(May Help..)

Christmas Lights,
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(What Other Use Is Their..??)

Komatsu Floodlight,
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
(May Help..)

Mattress,
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
(Why Who Tried..??)

Hair Dryer,
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
(Shame..)

RCA Television Remote Control,
Not Dishwasher Safe
(But The Buttons Get Sticky..)

Road Sign,
Cemetery Road. Dead End
(No Shit..)

Children's Superman Costume,
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Ruin Our Fantasies Why Don't Youu..??)

Rowenta Iron,
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
(Surely It's Faster..??)

Slush Puppy Cup,
This ice may be cold.
(How D'you Figure That..??)

Chainsaw,
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
(I Wonder Why..)

Hershey's Almond Bar,
Warning: May contain traces of nuts.
(Congratulations..??)

Nabisco Easy Cheese,
For best results, remove cap.
(Intreging..??)

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding,
Product will be hot after heating.
(I Never Would Have Guessed..)

Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Those 1-6 Year Olds Must Be Stopped..)

Disposable Razor,
Do Not Use This Product During An Earthquake.
(Wouldn't There Be Other Things On My Mind..??)

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow,
Not intended for highway use.
(Huhh..??)