John Mc

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  • Data registrazione: November 2005
  • Ultimo accesso: 12 settimane fa
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Tutto su di me
back from the state side, ireland is way better
Music
i'm easy really listen to most things panic at the disco, james morrison, the prodigy, box car racer, paulo nuitni, jack johnson best song ever is everybody's free to (wear sunscreen) its a must listen to
Films
what evers going, shawshank redemption is a clasic though! wind that shakes the barley
Sports
im a professional ice skater and dabble dancing too, hockey n if i really feel like it hurley
Scared Of
women (true)
loves
heidi n chocolate cake (also true), just hanging out etc

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  • Funny Story

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."

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  • Rachel Dunne
    Rachel Dunne

    u missed out on new years big time! It was a good nite. What u do? Bebo on the phone is so much easier than bebo on the computer. When u coming home? X

    46 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    yeh i no n i av lyk 8 r sumthin crazy like that!!yeh id say u r!santa get u nethin nice?yeh new yrs was fun we ended up in bondi then back 2 dunners which was fun!!wen u back 2 college??x

    46 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    luv Lucy

    hellllooooooo lover :) how r u??gud xmas n new years?u bck 4rm america yet?i start my exams on mon :( im screwed!!i miss our study room!:L

    46 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    luv Lucy

    hey loverrrrrrrrrr :L yeh i no we could hear him skidding round d corner!hahah!!
    fancy a repeat on sat nite?Xx

    49 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    luv Lucy

    u av fun on sat nite?felt lyk i broke my hand whacked it off the taxi door wen i was gettin out!:L x

    50 settimane fa
  • Niamh Dolan
    Niamh Dolan

    YOUVE CHANGED:o:P :O :O :O :O

    53 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    gud nite on wed?xx

    53 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    the 1 bout college fees....buses r leavin 4rm ucd r so i hear!shud b fun....................:D

    57 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    ohr eally??didnt no that!?thats cool....ehh id say 21 but not 2 sure?!
    ye we shud try get a crowd out 1 of the nights!u comin on d strike on wed?x

    57 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    3 days???:L im 2 broke 4 that!
    im def goin out wed then myb fri??its nikitas bday so u shud come out 2!
    hows life?n college n all that?x

    57 settimane fa
  • Lucy
    luv Lucy

    hey stranger..........................
     ....

    u comin out dis week?x

    57 settimane fa
  • Killian Collopy
    Killian Collopy

    aw man,its just der so i av it,i h8 usin it!
    how was paintballn neway?

    58 settimane fa
  • Niamh Dolan
    Niamh Dolan

    nice pasta?????

    ur heartless:( :( HAPPY BIRTHDAYY.........................
     :D

    58 settimane fa
  • Leanne
    Leanne

    "GILL GILL GILL WATCH THE FUCKING WALL"........................last thing i remember that night.............................
     .......????what we did was SOOOOOOOOO WRONG!

    58 settimane fa
  • Niamh Dolan
    luv Niamh Dolan

    i love you more than life itself

    59 settimane fa
  • Gillian Condy
    Gillian Condy

    i really shouldnt have driven........ :O

    59 settimane fa