Steven

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Pokering no more
Me, Myself, and I
Simple chap really.
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Final Year. Superleague. Lectures.
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  • Mickey Tricks:


    YOU WILL NEED ONE MICKEY, GRIT, DETERMINATION, ALOT OF FREE TIME!

    THE FLY: twist your mickey underneath your horrific scrote so its peeping out from bottom (add eyes with marker to each nad for extra comedic value)

    THE BRAIN: simple show them your pulsating ballsack! no mickey required!

    THE ELEPHANT: empty ones pockets and pull them out then simply put mickey out of open fly

    THE HAMBURGER: this is when you put ones shaft sideways in between ur scrote on either side.'Puppetry of the Penis'

    THE BAT: when one pulls apart the loose skin of the scrotum on both sides to make it look like the wing of a bat.

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  • YOU'RE A FAG

    Qsoc presents “Deflowered @ D:two” this Tuesday 16th of September!


    Fm104 DJ Frank Jez and his MC will be banging out the tunes, playing the best in R’n’B and Hip-Hop all night!


    Great drinks promos on the night include

    €3 Mickey Finns Shots
    €3.50 bottles of Bud Light

    Tickets are ...

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  • QSOC

    Qsoc presents “Deflowered @ D:two” this Tuesday 16th of September!


    Fm104 DJ Frank Jez and his MC will be banging out the tunes, playing the best in R’n’B and Hip-Hop all night!


    Great drinks promos on the night include

    €3 Mickey Finns Shots
    €3.50 bottles of Bud Light

    Tickets are ...

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  • QSOC

    Qsoc presents “Deflowered @ D:two” this Tuesday 16th of September!


    Fm104 DJ Frank Jez and his MC will be banging out the tunes, playing the best in R’n’B and Hip-Hop all night!


    Great drinks promos on the night include

    €3 Mickey Finns Shots
    €3.50 bottles of Bud Light

    Tickets are ...

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  • ARtssoc
    ARtssoc

    RAG WEEK SESSIONS 2009
    Kicks off Monday 26th 2009
    Go on the RAG for the Week

    Monday
    BLACKOUT @ CLUB XXI
    Tuesday
    WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY @ BONDI IN THE CITY
    Wednesday
    UCD FASHION SHOW SIGNUP@1
    UCD Pub Crawl@3
    DIRTY DISCO @ D2 Launch Party
    Thursday
    MARIJUANA SEMINAR
    SCHOOL DISCO @ BURN BEACH CLUB
    Friday
    FRAT FRIDAY @ XXI

    Check the page for full details of the week!
    20 guestlist spots a night to be won so start commenting!
    Tickets recession beating 5 in Quinn & Arts
    Email: auditor@ artssoc.com for if you want to book a party!

    Arts Ball tickets on sale @ the tables as well, biggest session of the year, Burlington & Annabels February 4th

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    43 weeks ago
  • Claragh Kavanagh
    Claragh Kavanagh

    heya the time has finally come to celebrate my 21 years and were doin it thai style on the 23rd, so grab ur buckets and head in ur tuktuk to mine for nine!

    dress for the full moon....there will be paint!!

    45 weeks ago
  • Eva Mahon
    Eva Mahon

    madden
    spose i beter invite ya if im invitin every1 else...havin my 21st on the 24th of jan in messrs maguires, hope to cyas ther!
    love eva xx

    46 weeks ago
  • ARtssoc
    ARtssoc

    Welcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society!

    5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with:

    MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS!
    : THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE:)

    TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s)

    WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s)
    : SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS!


    THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1
    : NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S


    And finally wrap it up with all your friends with

    FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS

    ROAR Gov ID Essential
    Class parties and guestlist contact santassessions@gmail.com

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    49 weeks ago
  • Neal
    Neal

    you are some cunt

    53 weeks ago
  • Gary Ward
    luv Gary Ward

    I miss u

    55 weeks ago
  • Qsoc
    Qsoc

    QSOC MOCK INTERVIEWS!!

    Qsoc are running a series of Mock Interviews next week starting on Monday and Tuesday (3rd and 4th Nov) from 6pm to 8.30pm. This is a chance especially for final year students and indeed penultimate students who will be applying for internships to gain experience in interview skills. We have people coming in from various companies such as AIB and Ernst and Young. They will offer great advice to help you prepare for your interviews. Places are limited so apply straight away.

    If you are interested in booking a time for an interview email Aisling at auditor@qsoc.ie.

    We've reserved a special spot for you Steven for being oh so helpful!!

    55 weeks ago
  • Mark Keane
    Mark Keane

    doctor shag me:L :L :L :L

    56 weeks ago
  • Neal
    Neal

    who's top of the league?

    56 weeks ago
  • CE
    luv CE

    who won the skeleton beauty contest?

    no body!

    whooooo!

    56 weeks ago
  • Avril Dunne
    Avril Dunne

    im goin to destroy u, ya fucker, my stomach is achin from laughin!

    56 weeks ago
  • Eva Mahon
    Eva Mahon

    alrite queer, wana gime sum cinema passes purlease?

    57 weeks ago
  • Alan Wafer
    luv Alan Wafer

    bout time u said it too!!!!

    58 weeks ago
  • Garrett Bell
    luv Garrett Bell

    dats all ya really want though, have a laugh like, suppose u dominant like the old days??

    ha im still a fresher, life is tough!!

    ah ive been known ta wonder down after coppers with the credit card, were ya playing cards of in the casino?

    58 weeks ago
  • Garrett Bell
    Garrett Bell

    haha in fairness ders no better man to do the no pants dance!! nope no ball really trainned with redwood the odd time but never really bothered?you?? college life building up on ya?

    58 weeks ago
  • Garrett Bell
    Garrett Bell

    haha right given its you im gona have a few attempts at guessing? u were abusing somebody in der, you were drunk and doing the no pants dance or you brought ur own deck of cards in nd got caught??

    58 weeks ago