• Walk through
• Order a quarter pounder, a half pounder, a pounder, and a 5 pounder. When they tell u they only have quarter pounders say something like "I'm taking my business elsewhere". Come back 5 minutes later.
• DO NOT drive through to the next window
• Act like your some Mafia guy and say something like "I want 5 burgers in a paper bag. You have 24 hours... And to show you we mean business you have 3 minutes."
• Go on a bicycle
• Do previous, except with a few friends. You must ride in front of them. When you get close to the window yell to them "hey you kids, shut up back there or I'm turning this car right around and we’re going home!!!"
• Stay as far from the window as you can
• When it comes time to pay them say "OK your money should be ready in about 5 minutes. Please go over to the waiting area."
• Order food, pay, and then speed away without taking your food. laugh manically.
• Order in 3rd person
• Pay with only pennies. Count them out 1 at a time.
• If at Taco Bell say "Yo queiro" before everything you order (Yo queiro a chicken supreme)
• If at McDonalds’ say mc before everything (i.e.: I would mclike a mcburger and mcfries...)
• Order things from other restaurants (go to McDonalds and order a whopper) when they tell u it’s not possible, give them an angry look and say "I said do it!!"
• Do previous, except with alcoholic beverages.
• Ask the employees what they would like.
• Go on a hunger strike.
• Order your meals "for here" then park your car in the middle of the lane and eat.
• Tell them to hold the bun.
• Get out and wash your car in the drive through lane.
• Pretend u have an imaginary friend beside u. ask them what they would like then say "we'll have...
• Say romantic things to the ordering machine.
• Order really unspecific things like: “meat with bun and drink" then drive thru before they can say anything.
• Bang on the ordering machine and yell "stupid thing ate my quarter!"
• Drive through and say that you're "just browsing"
• Tell them to wait while u ask the person in the trunk what they are ordering.
• Specifically order your meal "To go!"

• Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
• Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
• Sell Girl Scout cookies.
• On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
• Shave.
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
• One word: Flatulence!
• On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
• Do Tai Chi exercises.
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!"
• When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
• Give religious tracts to each passenger.
• Meow occasionally.
• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
• Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
• Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
• Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
• Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
• Burp, and then say: "Mmm... tasty!"
• Leave a box between the doors.
• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
• Start a sing-along.
• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
• Play the harmonica.
• Shadow box.
• Say "Ding!" at each floor.
• Lean against the button panel.
• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
• Bring a chair along.
• Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
• Blow spit bubbles.
• Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
• Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
• If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

• Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head-bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
• Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
• Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Eat food that requires silverware.
• Pass cars, and then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Ask people for Grey Poupon.
• Let pedestrians know who's boss.
• Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
• While stopped at a light, urinate out the window/ sunroof onto other cars.
• Paint your car with occult symbols.
• Keep at least five cats in the car.
• Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.
• Stop and collect road-kill
• Stop and pray to road-kill.
• Throw Spam at other cars.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.