Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...then tag 10 of your friends so they can do it, too.
And I promise these are all real, copy and pasted. Have fun


1.Your Name?: Caoimhe
The most beautiful girl in the world. Of irish decent. Often confused with an angel. Does ballet and is a superb soccer player.

^^ awh.

2. Your Age?: 15

the REAL age to be considered a teenager, young person, young adult, etc

^^ (:

3. One of your friends?: Cat

An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.

^^she'll love that.

4. What should you be doing?: tidying my room.

When a child tells a parent that they are doing something, for example a chore, when instead they are actually doing something else.

5. Favorite Color?: red

Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption

6. Hometown: Ballymoney (dunloy wasnt in it )

full of wannabe boy racin, car moddin' Ballymoney sham sirs.

7. Month of your birthday: september

THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!

8. Last person you talked to on the phone: ted

extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him
^^ cant say it better!

9. Favorite Sport: drinking!

The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.

10. Your Last Name: McCullagh
The average girl, but has large breasts.
Is kick ass at soccer and wishes she was good at kicking for football.
Has a zesty boyfriend whos name starts with "d" but he lives far.
Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street she doesnt hang out with enough
cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"

LMFAO

Ready some really stupid questions?
gon ahead

What time is it?
06.01

Is this a good time?
...yes.

What didn’t you do today?
got up, went to my grannys, let the dog out, cried, put the dog back in, went home, mother brought me sausage rolls, made me laugh, gave me a meraculos medal, went to ma daddiehs.

What’s the last book you read?
paralysed

Why did you read it?
cause ma momma brought me it from the librararrry

Was it any good?
i've read a page.

Would you read again?
that page? no, cuz i've read it already.

On the subject of books, isn’t twilight dumb?
HELL NO MF.

Why are you doing this quiz?
i like stealing them from erin.

What was the last song you listened to?
damien rice - 9 crimes atm.

Do you have any favourite lyrics?
yeahh

What are they?
take it away, i never had it anyway. take it away + everything will be okay.

What’s you’re favourite quote?
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero – "seize the day and place no trust in tomorrow"

Why is it you’re favourite quote?
seize the day is how i live my life & don't trust tomorrow, cuz who knows if it'll come.

When will you die?
not anytime soon hanks.

How are you going to die?
peacefully hopefully.

Do you like to make a scene?
yep.

Inside or out?
outsidee.

Rain or wind?
rain

Jesus or Mohammed?
Jesus fo' sure.

What was the last thing you picked up?
glasses.

Why did you pick it up?
to see (:

Which celebrity do you fancy?
Jonathan Rhys Meyers!!!

Does he/she make you drool?
OH GOD YES.

Have you ever dreamt about sex?
obv?

Was it good?
yeup.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
none

What did you have for dinner (last night or tonight)?
sausage rolls.

Do you like this meal?
LAV IT

Do you like cats?
FUCKIN HATE THEM

How many kids do you want?
1or2 :]

Do you like McDonalds?
yep [:

Ever been to a TGI Friday?
nawh.

What’s the furthest place you’ve travelled to?
gran canaria.

What are you waiting for right now?
9am so i can get out of my room.

What are you thinking about?
answers to this DUH

Fancy anyone atm?
yep.

How many people do you trust?
my entire family + 12 of my friends.

Would you trust them with you’re life?
that's what i thought the last question meant

Are you scared of rejection?
terrified.

Do you wish suicide would be painless?
not exactly a question i wana answer right now =/.

Does death scare you?
the thought does. it hasn't happened to me yet.

Why/Why not?
WHAT A MORBID BLOG!

Ever tried crab cakes?
what.the.fuck.no.

Favourite make up brand?
gosh/urbandecay/no.7

Favourite clothing brand?
george@asda. =| I WANT PUCCI.

Favourite TV show?
hollyoaks/stenders/skins/familyguy
 /JK.

Favourite movie?
dakota skye/august rush/hocus pocus.

Do you have acne?
nawh.

Do you have braces?
nawh.

Glasses?
yeup.

Tattoo?
WEDNESDAY

Piercing?
ears + used to have others.

What are you gonna do after this?
watch iplayer stuff.

Why?
CUZ I CAN.

Do you wish this was over already?
nawh.

What’s you favourite song atm?
joshua radin - someone else's life.

Why?
pure COOOOT.

Do you believe in God?
yeah.

Why?
cause i was brought up to

Don’t you wish I’d stop asking why?
kinda... twat.

Are you happy this quiz is over?
yes.

Only joking, it’s not.
AHAHA, ur leeth

Did you realise that that wasn’t a question?
IM ARGUING WITH A FUCKING BLOG.

Did you know that the alphabet song, twinkle twinkle and bah bah black sheep all have the same tune?
OMFG.

Did you just recite them?
:$

What’s your favourite perfume?
paradise!

Do you have an iPod?
yass

What kind?
wee tiny black nano.

Say goodbye?
FUCK OFF (:

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