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- Oi Love, Get On Your Back, Right Fu**in NOW!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi Im Matt But U Can Call Me SID
I Enjoyin Playin N Watchin Footy, Meetin Old M8s, Meetin New People, And A Party Or Two, Or Three LOL
I Go To Brockenhurst College And Doin Public Services..Its Quality. In ma 2nd Year Now... Absolutely Lovin It!!
1B U R All Awesome...The Best Set Of M8s In A Class Any1 Cood Ask For!! 2B R Just As Mad Woop Woop
Currently Workin At Homebase As A Customer Assistant Haha (Wteva Dat Is LOL)
Anyway Add Me If U Wanna Know More: firstname.lastname@example.org
- RnB, Dance, Dizzee Rascal, Ne-yo, Chris Brown, And everythin else... il listen 2 it
- Anythin with alot of action and shooting Casino Royale, Hancock, All The Mission Impossibles, All the Die Hards, Rush Hour 1 n 2, Recruit, I also like comedy films aswel like: Click, Meet The Parents, Meet th Fockers, All the American Pies's.... Gotta love a Scary film now n then... Baby's Room, The Ring 1 n 2, Scream haha
- Football, Tennis wel anythin im good at really... n MANCHESTER UTD 4 LIFE!!!
- Scared Of
- MR ENNIS AT 5:45 IN THE MORNING SHOUTING "FIRE, FIRE, FIRE" LOL
- Happiest When
- Im with a bunch of m8s from college cos ur all awesome!!
- Best M8s
- Scott: Damn, how long have i known you... im sure i met u in my mums womb hehe 17 years buddy Liam: First School buddy, Love ya m8. Jordan: 7 years m8... gone so quickly, Ur Dad is a legend
Dw Hannah Ive found a space for you One whole year of U, Loved every second of it lool love ya bbes xx
- CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR:
- Someone Special..... But I May Have Found Her... But Not Too Sure!!
- The Other Half Of Me
Bruva From Anuva Muva!! Love Ya Buddy
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FIND THE THIRD LETTER IN UR LAST NAME!!!
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAN AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..
FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...
A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..
NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...
RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..
NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...
BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!
Now Write What You Got In My Comments
1 Comment 253 weeks
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
What travels at 500mph and screams?
A baby stapled to an aeroplane
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You have to take ur shoes off to jump on a trampoline
What is good about having sex with 26 years olds
Theres 20 of them
What worse than a pile of dead babies?
A pile of dead babies with an alive one in the middle trying to eat its way out
What sits in the corner and slowly gets smaller?
A baby sat on a belt sander
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler
What is purple, red and screams alot?
Peeled baby in a bucket of salt
Whats the best part about having sex with a baby?
Hearing its ribs crack
Whats pink and can't turn in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its head
What taps on glass and spins round in circles?
A baby in a microwave
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
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