me: eww the cats goin upstairs
holly: its the cats house aswel
me: no its not...it doesnt pay rent!

il wet ur edges nd roll u up lik a swiss roll!

shut up nicole r il get u wit my mincemeat nd give u a yeast infection..feel my chelsea buns!

ara now...sure..hes a great man!

baaaaaaaah

the littlest kissel

my earsies...

smells lik B.O.

this tastes like chips...
its 4m cavan...everythin in cavan tastes lik chips!

mrs penis: girls, do ye want to go outside and help him? (clean the sewers)
jordan: nah its 2 cold!

stop talkiiiiiing!

NICOLE...pa pa!

hippy yeast

me: i only care about the ppl who ar here...
holly: sweeet..i think im here!

Dara: "so are you still going out with that FAT wan?..."
Un-named Person: *shocked face* "no.. AND your lucky!"
Me: *laughs in corner for at least 20 minutes*

dara: "hey Eugene, what happened your arm?"
eugene: "fucked up my collor bone...."
dara: "howd ya do that?"
eugene: *dirty look* "ya dont wanna know!"

me & dara: *bang bang bang* on granary door....
dara: "nicole, some ones lookin out.."
me: "WHERE?" *presses face right up to face on other side!*
"OH JEEESUS!!!" *jumps away*

dara: "I can hear your parents having sex.."
me: "my mums at work"
dara: *shocked face* "who's ur dad havin sex wit so?.."

"dara...y u readin d manual 4 the hoover?"

"Gerry you darling, give me a hug!"

"why have you got a pearl bracelet on you?"
"why have you got a *long pause* big... hippy, face head!?"

How many students does it take to lift a tree??!!? *im so funny*

OMG gonna hve a BF with my BFF in DAC! LOL OJ LMAO!

"ahhh it jst rained in my eye"
"dats called crying nicole!!"

"kentucky-fried various meats"

holly: "it has 2 b somewher"
conor: "im pretty sure its nowher"

dara (in her head): i think we've taken this 2 far
me: "so yano wen ur in d middle of d bowl? how dya get 2 d sides?"

Appearance
[N] I am shorter than 5 foot.
[Y] I have many scars.
[N] I tan easily.
[Y] I wish my hair was a different color.
[Y] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[N] My hair is naturally straight
[Y] I have a tattoo.
[Y] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[Y] I have/I've had braces.
[Y] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[Y] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.

Family/Home Life
[Y] I've sworn at my parents.
[Y] I've run away from home.
[N] I've been kicked out of the house.
[Y] My biological parents are together.
[N] I want to have kids someday.
[N] I've been an abuse victim.
[Y] I have planned running away from home
[Y] I have been grounded in the past month
[Y] I have taken money from my sister/brother

Embarrassment
[Y] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[N] I've peed from laughing
[Y] I've snorted while laughing.
[Y] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[Y] I've glued my hand to something.

Health
[Y] I've gotten stitches.
[Y] I've broken a bone.
[Y] I've had my tonsils removed.
[Y] I've had chicken pox.
[Y] I've been to the hospital in the last month


Sexuality
[Y] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[Y] I've been kissed in the rain
[Y] Kissed someone of the opposite sex
[Y] Kissed someone of the same sex
[N] Fancied someone of the same sex
[Y] Fancied someone of the opposite sex
[Y] I've hugged a stranger.
[Y] I have kissed a stranger
[N] I'm currently in a relationship

Honesty/Crime
[Y] I am a terrible liar.
[Y] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[Y] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[Y] I've cheated while playing a game.
[Y] I've cheated on a test.
[N] I've run a red light.
[Y] I've witnessed a crime.
[Y] I've been in a fist fight.
[Y] I've been arrested.
[Y] I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol
[Y] I've consumed alcohol.
[Y] I've passed out from drinking.
[Y] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[N] I've snorted cocaine.
[Y] I can swallow pills
[N] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[Y] I've cried myself to sleep.

Random
[Y] I like food
[N] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
[Y] I curse regularly
[Y] I sing in the shower
[Y] I twirl my hair
[N] I love being neat.
[Y] I would wear pyjamas to school
[Y] I know how to shoot a gun
[Y] I believe in ghosts.
[N] I can sleep if there is a spider in my room
[Y] I love white chocolate
[Y] I bite my nails
[Y] I have made up my own words

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tag-line.wouldnt that be fucked up?
and hilarios

1. Asda condoms-always lowering prices
2. Carlsberg condoms-probraly the best condoms in the world
3. Philips condoms-sense and simplicity
4. Lynx condoms-Spray more get more
5. Lucozade condoms- 33% longer
6. O2 condoms-see what you can do
7. Toyota condoms-The best built condoms in the world
8. Hagendaz condoms- for alonger lasting experience
9. Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
10. Vodafone condoms-Make the most of now
11. Mc Donalds condoms-I'm lovin it.
12. Tesco Condoms - every little helps
13. Nike Condoms - Just do it.
14. Dunnes Stores condoms-always better value
15. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
16. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
17. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
18. M & M's Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
19. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
20.Pepsi max condoms-Maximum taste zero sperm
21. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
22. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
23. Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
24. Ford condoms-Feel the difference
25. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
26. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
27. Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
28. FCUK condoms - no comment required.
29. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
30. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.