1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong

2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao

4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk

5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?

7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat

9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?

10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?

11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King

12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka

15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.) Great!.......................
.....
. Fa Kin Su Pa

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here

Things 2 do in a lift!
1) When there's only one other person in the lift,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people,
but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
lift.
Move your desk in to the lift and whenever
someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd
like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering "Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while
peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back
away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"