Why are Maori noses flat? **Too much window shopping.** What do you call 1 pakeha surrounded by 15 maori's? **Coach** What do you call 4 pakehas surrounded by 400 maori's? **Prison Wardens** Why did the maori cross the road with the bike? **to get to the other side** why did the white man cross the road? **to get his bike back** What do u call a Maori in the river? **Black current** How do u get a Maori in the bath? **Put a five cent coin in the bath** How do u get a Maori out of the bath **Put soap in the bath** Knock knock, who's there, statue, **statue who Statue BRO** A maori has a hen which, every morning, rain or shine, lays him an egg in his front garden. This is all very well and good until one day, the hen lays the egg in the next door neighbour's garden. Before the maori can go and get it, a samoan runs out the door and grabs the egg. The maori yells to the samoan, 'Bro, that's my egg.' 'How do you figure?' asked the samoan. 'It's my hen.' 'It's my garden.' 'Tell you what, bro, we'll settle this Aoteoroa (New Zealand) style. I kick you in the balls as hard as I can, and you kick me in the balls as hard as you can and whoever gets up the quickest wins the egg.' The samoan thought about this for a minute, looked at his feet, and remembered he was wearing a nice heavy pair of steel-capped boots. The maori was bare-foot, 'Ok.' The maori takes a run-up and kicks the samoan in the groin with all his might. The samoan lies groaning on the ground for about 15 minutes, and then gets up. 'Now it's my turn,' says the samoan, with a smile. 'Nah, bro, you can keep the egg.' WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food MAORIS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MAORIS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MAORIS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MAORIS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MAORIS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. MAORIS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MAORIS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MAORIS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. MAORIS: Are for life. WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. MAORIS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. MAORIS: Will knock them the fuck out!! WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. MAORIS: Will repost thiS 2 Comments

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1. if u didnt know me would u talk to me?______
2. would u give me ur number?_______
3. would u hug me?______
4. would u hold my hand?______
5. would u kiss me?________
6. would u want to be my frend?______
7. would u betray me?________
8. would u invite me to ur house?_______
9. would u ever want to me my best frend?______
10.would u ever want to be my lover?_____
11.wot would u give me as a nik name?____
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just copy and paste it plz Do u know me?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF::
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
8. I asked u out?
9. I asked u to make love?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
10. Personality:
11. Eyes:
12. Hair:

::HAVE YOU EVER::
13. Lied to make me feel better?
14. Wanted to kiss me?
15. Wanted to kill me?
16. Broke my heart?
17. Kept something important from me?
18. Wanted to do me?

::WOULD YOU:
19: Be my friend?
20. Kiss me?
21 Makeout with me?
22. Love me?