Couple of un in my gaff made this a few nights ago when we were bored.....
also made a perfect mans list, its on Balantra's bebo page

The perfect woman

1. Must be fertile
2. Well proportioned child bearing hips
3. Dress well
4. At very least, shoulder length hair without it being too long
5. Have no more than one piercing in each ear, and no other piercing anywhere else on the body
6. Must not over do it with make up
7. Must be naturally tanned
8. Not a slut
9. No STI’s
10. Have never born a child previous
11. Must not resemble a man in any shape or manner
12. Appreciate good food
13. Must never be interested or ever drive an SVP
14. Not bisexual and not a lesbian
15. Have to be toned, especially legs and stomach
16. Never refer to her own flatulence or have a smell from her flatulence
17. She must be able to cook and enjoy it
18. Must groom herself
19. Must have good hygiene
20. Must have a sense of humour
21. Musically talented
22. Must have good co-ordination
23. Blow-job lips and willing to exercise them
24. Must be flexible (possibly a gymnast)
25. Must grow old gracefully
26. She must have a career
27. Must have rationale ambition
28. Have a good taste in music
29. Must not be a religious fundamentalist
30. Must be well travelled
31. Must enjoy travelling
32. She must be impressed by me
33. Not an air head
34. She must be loving
35. Does not abuse kids
36. Has to have a nice accent
37. Have never shopped in glitz blitz
38. Come from an affluent and loving background
39. Be emotionally strong
40. Can hold a good conversation
41. A well educated woman
42. Must be adventurous
43. A part-time model or the potential to
44. Has not featured in a special K adverts
45. Has not been in any pornography
46. Good taste in cars
47. Love children
48. Like the cinema
49. Not a perfectionist
50. Must not be a kleptomaniac
51. Must be sporadic
52. Can dance to all music
53. Eyes must not clash with hair
54. Must not be hyperactive
55. Has not attended an all girls
56. Be familiar with the classics
57. Take an active role in bed
58. Nails must not be longer than an inch long
59. Must have only ever had female genitalia
60. Be well spoken
61. No physical disabilities
62. Have a nice mother
63. Must know who her father is with no criminal record
64. Not be into feng sheui
65. Not a vegetarian or vegan
66. Have no problems with masturbation
67. An normal orgasmer
68. Never appeared in an activia advert
69. Wear underwear under short skirts in public
70. Can handle flirtation that does not lead to any sexual contact
71. Can only have either a female or gay male secretary
72. Must be technically inclined
73. Must appreciate the same television programmes
74. Must own all her own limbs
75. Can drive well with a full licence
76. Does not abuse substances (inc cigarettes)
77. Not an extreme feminist
78. Patriotic
79. Must be comfortable with her bodily functions
80. Has a normal pitched voice
81. Can sing
82. Not into water sports
83. Wear perfume
84. Appreciation for motor sports
85. Understand basic politics
86. Like man chick flick
87. Can appreciate a man will watch porn
88. Plays sports
89. Competitive
90. Tends towards healthy eating
91. Excels at one talent
92. Very feminine
93. Be sociable
94. Keep a tidy garden
95. Speaks more than 2 languages
96. Be gracious in victory and defeat
97. Love Munster
98. Must have a nice bum
99. Not in military
100. Could build a house if required!!