i like writing shit about myself it makes everyone read loads of writing that they really didn't need to read and make everyone realise how much of an idiot and weirdo you are. but tbf half of this will be about lissy as everyone deserves to realise how much of idiot and weirdo she is too. i named this small town girl because it was the song that just came on my shuffle and it is amazing. i love so many things its unbelievable and i probably couldn't name them all even if i wanted to but here is to name a few, calculators, cloud watching and star gazing, swings are awesome too, walking and reading is one of my favourite things to do, its good the soul everyone should do it. i have a slight obsession for the sugarhill gang since by dad told me he that he had seen them live in 19 something and i love it when people tell stories and say what year it was in and my dad and my granddad were the only white people there, it made me laugh, and also love my dad, he seems to be a legend to everyone, seeing as he is always drunk and never remembers any of my friends names and makes me dance all the time but its all good because he has a moustache and i never seem to fail to make him laugh and i'm proud to say he owns a beamer. i want to have lots of occupations in my life and i don't see why i can't and don't list loads of reasons why i can't because that's just mean and you will be crushing my dreams. but the jobs i would like to have are a mailman, a doctor, lawyer, gangster, photographer, air hostess, dentist, actress, pedophile, powerpuff girl and the list goes on but they are a few. i like nice taxi drivers i think they are ace. i love lamp. i adore going to festivals and planning things with my friend lissy and making her happy knowing that she now knows what see will be doing the next five years. i have a bath almost every night, i don't know why i just like to read in the bath. i take shit well, so rip it out of me it will be fun. i don't get embarrassed either, i just go 'oh that was embarrassing' pull an awkward face and move on. i like people writing me songs as well, so want to right me a song, please go ahead. i also think it is better to be big headed than have a low self-esteem and want to kill yourself. i have recently just brought myself a leather jacker which i loveeeee because it makes me look like a pedophile. i love wearing clothes, they are practical keep you warm and make you look awesome. i also like taking stupidly big golf rainbow umbrellas out when its not raining. i like rich people, they make me happy. i like to win, makes me feel good. i have stupidly blonde hair but it looks wicked and i am very grateful i have such unique cool hair that makes me stand out in a crowd without trying. i like any sort of leg movement dancing, walking or getting jiggy with it, its wicked. i drink far too much caffeine either tea, coffee or coke some way or another i will get caffeine out of you. i love flying, its a great sensation. i love being mature and acting your shoe size. and talking about shoes I HATE THEM they restrict and i have stupidly wide feet so shoe shopping makes me angry and in foul mood. apart from my blue leather boots they are amaze and i hope i have them forever. i like compliments. abi is always right. music is incredibly amazing i love been open minded when it comes to things but especially music, i love literally everything. i love being a film critic even though i talk shit most of time. i sound like i'm from london, i'm really cool at rapping and swear a fair bit.

beautiful artist and actress and all around loon, remembered for setting the world on fire and escaping the clutches of her terrifying family, made friends with eeeeverybody and anybody creating chaos and uproar wherever she went, divorced as many times as she married, she leaves only good wishes behind - edie sedgwick

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
girls
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
dancing in the moonlight
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
diamond solitaire
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
martell
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
she's electric
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
genuis - LOL
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
i get around - LOL
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
spanish bombs
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
girls&boys
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
shattered
ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
mrs. robinson
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
ice age
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
push a little harder
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
patricia the stripper - LOL
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
daddy's gone
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
everybody's talking
HAPPY TIMES:
peache s
SAD TIMES:
in too deep
EVERY DAY:
hot ride
FOR TOMORROW:
so what
FOR YOU:
tales of boys, girls and marsupials
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
the beat my heart skipped
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
the tide is high - LOL
WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
boom box
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
love's not a competition
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
breathe
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
can you tell her
FAVOURITE PLACE?
relax
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
love is a losing game
WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
two lovers
DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
rehab
WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
wake up alone
SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
i caught myself
WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
good vibrations - LOL
HOW WILL I DIE?
back to the start
THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT:
gap

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock til