"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.


"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.


To some , it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

What is Wing Tzun Kung-Fu?


1. Wing Tzun Kung-Fu is the most efficient system of self defence that man has ever developed!

2. Wing Tzun Kung-Fu is a Chinese art of self defence in its strictest form!

3. It enables men and women of every age to defend themselves against a stronger opponent. The student learns quickly how to protect him/herself efficiently in a realistic situation.

4. Wing Tzun Kung-Fu is not based on physical strength or acrobatic abilities instead it enables
a physically weaker person to defend himself!

5. Wing Tzun Kung-Fu teaches you to exploit the strength of the opponent and use it against him!

6. We teach you in WT how to defend yourself with the least amount of movement and energy


Benefits Of WT

* The best in self-defense
* Concentration training
* Training of reflexes and reaction
* Fitness and conditioning
* Self confidence and relaxation
* Health
* Meeting fun people
* A joyful pastime

Men and women are welcome
more Information about the classes in Tralee
Phone: 0857026827

Classes Start the 4th September at Cuts fitness studio Tralee