Me, Myself, and I

My name Nacho Novo. I play professional football, and used play for Huesca, Raith Rovers and Dundee. I now play top class football, for team called Rangers. You may have heard them. They are 'follow follow'. People say I want to leave Rangers at end of season-not true. I am happy. I admit I am bit sad Paul Le Guen has 'pissed off', as he was like a father to me, but it serves him right, because he is shite manager. Walter Smith very good. I sign for Rangers for £450,000. That is big rip off. I am worth twice that. Once sign, I singlehandedly win the league with Rangers, and deservedly score the goal against Hibernian (you will not have heard of, they are crap team), to secure title. I hope to, one time in the near future, play for the Espagne, or Spain, as you call it here in Glasgow. Lets face it, I am obviously the best striker in the world. Don't get me wrong, however. I am realistic man. That is why I hope to finish my career at Real Madrid. Or Barcelona maybe.

Music

I like the cheeky girls. They are very nice. However, I must admit I don't listen to music much. That is for lower class Glaswegian Neds.

Phrases

I do not watch rubbish English language films because I do not like sobby acting. So I have changed this to phrases. My favourite phrase is 'nae problem'.

Sports

I play football. Did you not know?

Scared Of

Nothing. I am big hard man.

Happiest When

Playing football. And with my gorgeous girlfriend. She is very fit, even though she slept with my old good friend Dado Prso.

Me

I am friendly man, if you are not going to be nice, please leave me alone. Just leave your luv and go.

Ce!tic 0 Rangers 1 (11/3/07)

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