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- danny caeg
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what the hell you're not bonnie
What has two legs and bleeds excessivley?
Half of a dog.
what do u call a polish person who got stuck in a jet-ski?
What a call a russion bloke with 3 balls?
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped !!!
Whats pink and fluffy?
Whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise
How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
take all the stuff out and put the elephant in
How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
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Coach Carter-Our deepest fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It’s not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Rocky Balboa- How hard ya can get hit
"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!"
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid 6 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the frigging ceiling. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a peeler pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here dickhead!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya u friggin twat!!!!!!
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