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Daniel
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what the hell you're not bonnie
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What has two legs and bleeds excessivley?
Half of a dog.
what do u call a polish person who got stuck in a jet-ski?
igot stuckinajetski
What a call a russion bloke with 3 balls?
whodya nickabollockov
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped !!!
Whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff in disguise
How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
take all the stuff out and put the elephant in
How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
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Coach Carter-Our deepest fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It’s not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Rocky Balboa- How hard ya can get hit
"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!"0 Comments 318 weeks
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid 6 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the frigging ceiling. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a peeler pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here dickhead!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya u friggin twat!!!!!!0 Comments 318 weeks
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Hi Daniel! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!! The Ulster Hall are closing the box office for BACE @ 5PM ON SATURDAY!!! You Can Either Take Your Chances With The Queue, OR CALL 90334455 TO RESERVE YOURS NOW... STRICTLY OVER 14s AND U18s!! Go to our bebo home page for more info now... SEE U ON THE 16TH MARCH!!!
Hi Daniel! There's just over a week to go until BACE! The BIGGEST u18 event to hit this town yet! We are putting in a MASSIVE sound system and proper club visuals and lights - This is serious! You're not gonna get better than this outside of Ibiza! DJs Kaizen & Elim-N8 are gonna blow u away with uber cool tunage - Everything from Calvin Harris & Deadmau5 to amazing club remixes of Nirvana & Michael Jackson.. THIS WILL BE THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!! PS - If u haven't get your tix yet, u need to hurry up! £10 + booking fee from the Ulster Hall box office - open to 5pm every day - call in after school tomoz or get the rents to ring 90334455! SEE U ON THE 16TH MARCH!!! PPS - STRICTLY OVER 14s AND U18s!!
Hi Daniel! There's just over a week to go until BACE! The BIGGEST u18 event to hit this town yet! We are putting in a MASSIVE sound system and proper club visuals and lights - This is serious! You're not gonna get better than this outside of Ibiza! DJs Kaizen & Elim-N8 are gonna blow u away with uber cool tunage - Everything from Calvin Harris & Deadmau5 to amazing club remixes of Nirvana & Michael Jackson.. THIS WILL BE THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!! So Daniel! What's the 1 tune u are dyin to hear played out on a huge sound system? Hit us up with a message! PS - If u haven't get your tix yet, u need to hurry up! £10 + booking fee from the Ulster Hall box office - open to 5pm every day - call in after school tomoz or get the rents to ring 90334455! SEE U ON THE 16TH MARCH!!!
Hey Daniel!! BACE is in the Place Belfast! Tickets are on sale NOW! For the biggest U18 party to hit this town yet!! Just call in to the Ulster Hall Box Office to get ur ticket - 9 to 5.30 Monday to Saturday - or call 90334455 to reserve now! Go to our bebo for more details - and don't forget to check out the facebook and website links... But you'll have to be quick - we have more than twice as many members as there are tix available.. So Don't Lose Out! xxx PS - STRICTLY over 14s and U18s... !! NO SPIDES OR MELTERS ... TA!! See u on Tues 16th @ The Ulster Hall... xxx
Hi Daniel As most of us are off on Weds 17th March, we're thinking of holding a HUGE party in Belfast City Centre... Nearly all the schools are taking the 17th as a day off for St Pats, The Schools Cup or an Exceptional closure... Sooooooooooo..... !!! If there is enough demand, we will hold a MASSIVE night in The Ulster Hall on Tuesday the 16th, 7-11pm... This is THE Authentic Clubbing Experience for U18s, with full on lights and visuals... AND NO CHEESY DANCERS!! :0) Tunes will be provided by DJ Kaizen, who you all know from the great parties we had in Bar Budda and The Mandela Hall... So if you're up for it, tell us! Bebo back NOW with: "I'm in!" to register your support... PS - If you get this message more than once, tell us... But it's your own fault for being so damn popular and being on loadsa people's bebos!! In the meantime, check out the Deadmau5 remix of Calvin Harris' 'I'm not alone' on our home page... See u soon!!! xxx
finaghy for fu*k sakes!!!!
Hey Daniel!!! YES!!! Finally! The moment you've all been waiting for!! Get In! is BACK ON in the MANDELA HALL!! Sunday the 25th of October (6.30 -10.30) is the big date, and as EVERYONE'S OFF ON MONDAY, What better way to kick off the half term holidays?! Tickets will be available from Monday @ the reception desk, still just 8 quid... BUT! THE TICKET DESK CLOSES @ 5PM ON SAT 24TH, So make sure you get yours nice and early - as this event WILL SELL OUT VERY QUICKLY! PS - We are very strict on the dress code - ABSOLUTELY NO SPORTSWEAR OF ANY KIND! (except trainers) Check out the new website for more info - link available on our bebo page now! See you next Sunday! x
Hey Daniel!!! YES!!! Finally! The moment you've all been waiting for!! Get In! is BACK ON in the MANDELA HALL!! Sunday the 25th of October (6.30 -10.30) is the big date, and as EVERYONE'S OFF ON MONDAY, What better way to kick off the half term holidays?! Tickets will be available from Monday @ the reception desk, still just 8 quid... BUT! THE TICKET DESK CLOSES @ 5PM ON SAT 24TH, So make sure you get yours nice and early - as this event WILL SELL OUT VERY QUICKLY! Check out the new website for more info - link available on our bebo page now! See you next Sunday! x
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Hi Daniel! Hope you all had a great summer... I know it's a bummer being back at school, but the good news is - Get In! is BACK ON!!! We are currently finalising plans with EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE VENUE
for a brand new season of events... We'll be posting them up very soon, but if you want to be the first to know, then follow us on twitter ... You'll get free club updates straight to your phone.... In the mean time, we will soon be holding auditions for dancers and DJs ... PM us if you think you are good enough to GET IN! See you VERY soon !!! xxx
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