Ally MacWaloper

Met someone i went to primary with...3 of my class just otta jail, multiple births, 2 commas, mass unemployment. Bunch of jakes haha

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Ally MacWaloper
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  • Mężczyzna, 22, Serce 469
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  • Jest z nami od: April 2007
  • Ostatnio online: 1 tydzień temu
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O mnie

Motto
Train hard! Train untill you can't move! Train like a trojan! Get The Burn! Apply Yourself!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
<------- Would you like me to be the Irn-Bru cat?

Name: Ally / McGinnigle / Gay-boy / Hotness / Albert / Little Hitler / Casper

Height: Too fucking short!

Hair: Always good

Shoes: Goes with the attire

Occupation: Gun sculpting genius come cardio and spin maestro personal trainer guy

Dream occupation : Sky diving instructor / space cowboy / Pirate

Loves: Carnage / doing crazy shit / Hardcore exercise / A good carry on / Scotland days or weeks / Banter on days off

Hates: Broken shit / Negativity / Favourite people being far away from me / People that jump on the band wagon

Colour: Scotland Blue

Drink: Whatever you're having!












She's like a fairground ride....FUCKING MENTAL! Had to wait a while on her though, bloody Guiness ;)












http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzyy...
(le victoire)







I THINK RAB & G ARE THE SEXIEST MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!











ALBA GU BRATH



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Moja druga połowa
Graham Paterson

Graham Paterson

Going to the loony bin for a couple of drinks soon

Chunez
Ah think Zane Lowe and Annie Mac have hit the nail on the head. Drum & Bass, New wave, Aleternative, old classic rock and loves a MASH-UP! Canny beat any Tartan Army songs either but (Number 1.... Is Christain Dailly). Then some chilling out to Sia Furler....... PS. Fuck the hangers on.
As for the wife....
Saurabh (Mad Rab), the greatest Indian to ever go on tour. This boy knows how to dance, chat-up the 'unique' ones, streak and get away with being really racist. Also, he's the smartest mother-fucker I know. Most memorable nights - the night of £10, Aberdeen with wine, meeting Belfast :L and pretty much every time the boy has a drink in him..... he ends up in something else. I love this boy, he is a true hero. Keep the peace in the United States of Canada ya crazy homo-nigga'!!!! FUCKING MISS YOU YA WEE RUNT!!!
Exercise
Its the Buzz and the Burn........ Fucking love that feeling!!! Best workout chune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBbJ... If yer no gonna do it to yer best ability, don't bother fucking doing it! MORE IS NOT BETTER! BETTER IS BETTER!
Brilliant Movie Quotes/Speeches
"I havn't felt that great since Archie Gemmil Scored in 1978"
"I am William Wallace, and i see a whole army of my countrymen; here in defience of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men. And free man you are. What would you do without freedom?Will you fight? Fight and you may die; run, and you'll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now. Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance JUST ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemies, that they may take our lives..... but they'll never take our freedom"
Smile&#39;s on when:
Being part of the Tartan Army, Travelling with the Tartan Army, Making Shapes, Being Naked, Out with the Lads, naked with the lads, Sculptin the guns, cycling, drinking smoothies, watching a beast of a funny film, laughing to MITCH HEDBERG, laughing in general.
The Tartan Army
We are the greatest fans ever. We will save the local econemy. We will get fired up on booz. We will sing our hearts out. We will befriend the locals when on tour. We will not create violence. We will still party all night after defeat. We'll be coming down the road. Love football. Love the Tartan Army!
Different words for being DRUNK
Drunk....... Steamin'................ Pished....... Pissed...... Bladdered...... Legless...... Wankered........ Wasted....... Partyed........ Gone........ Plastered........ Spent...... Under the influence......... Fucked........ Pottered........ Blazed......... Jolly roggered............ Wrecked............. Minced.............. Blootered............. Wasted........... Half-cut.......... Guttered.......... Bollocksed.............. Mashed.............Rattled

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    • Before I shag Rab

      After consuming alcohol, does your personality change?
      yes, my weekly rape count is increasing

      Would you consider abortion at this age?
      Had 2 already can't handle a third (that's kids, not abortions)

      Are you quite a confident person?
      See video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzyy...

      Do you enjoy trying on clothes?
      Aye, big Duncan trying skinny jeans sounds a banter!

      Pick one genre of music, just one?
      Rock and (fucking salad) Roll

      Have you ever fell in a public place?
      Hunnars of times, best one was in Kaunas

      Do you like the person you are?
      love him to bits ;)

      Teddy-grabber machines. waste of money right?
      Pretty much aye, but my sis has won hunnars of shite from them!

      Ever been stuffed in a locker?
      Stuffed? more volunteered and casually stepped in.

      Are you singing at this exact moment?
      Its a La Roux mash-up, so yeah baby!

      Whats your favourite thing to do on sundays?
      Training or piece together the night before or pub

      Would you rather learn to surf or ski?
      Surf fo' sho', more for summer and kinder on the knees.

      What are your feelings on the swine flu epidemic?
      In terms of population to infected ratio, Scotland are top of the leauge. get in!

      Whens the next time you will board an aircraft?
      Trip to Norway for the Scotland game (3 pointer)

      Hardest thing you've ever had to do?
      1.Train with big Jay
      2.let go of some good shit because every decisions always for the better

      Are you close to anyone who lives far away?
      yes, i miss them long time.

      Is there one song that will stay with you forever?
      Day we caught the train - OCS

      Whats the best feeling in the world?
      Endorphine release during exercise & Rab's warm thigh

      Do you prefer alchopops or shots?
      Tequila slammer any time over smirnoff ice bitch!

      Do you miss anyone who has walked out of you life?
      They've had there reasons to walk away, so no.

      Your house is on fire. you can grab only 3 things. what are they?
      Mobile, gym gear and the book on 'how to put out your house if it's on fire' manual

      Are you a fan of country music?
      I like a bit of folk if that counts

      Are you a patriotic person?
      FUCKING YES! Tartan army no.1!

      Its sunny outside, what do you do?
      Footy in the park then beer garden

      Before you shag Rab, tell everyone 5 random facts about yourself

      1. I fucking love Rab
      2. If i could do back flips, I'd do one in a £30 skirt
      3. I have a bigger cock than Julie
      4. I'm hungry all the time.
      5. I want Christian Dailly's babies!

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    • The greatest poem ever made - Fuck Ashton Kutcher!

      Fuck Ashton Kutcher,
      The public image butcher.

      His shows a hit
      and I can't stand that shit.

      I don't even know him
      but I hate his guts.

      If he punks me,
      I won't sign the release.

      Because whenever he punks
      black people, it always involves the police.

      He even has all the white folks at home rolling.
      Brandy, did you know that jewelry you was stolen?

      "But hey, I'm a star." Well stop shining
      and get your ass out that car.

      Well, he wouldn't like it, if me and my friends
      Just before dawn busts in his house with some ski masks on.

      Put a gun in his mouth and turned on the lights
      just when he screams out, I'll yell out SSSIIIIKKKKEEEE.

      Can you sign this release because I want to entertain people with your fear.
      You punk bitch.


      Dave Chapelle, we salute you!

      0 komentarze 374 dni

    • Who the Fucking Hell am I????

      Name : Alasdair McInnes McGinnigle
      Nick Name : Ally, MacWaloper, Gay-boy, Bubbs, slave driver
      Birthdate : 25/03/1987
      Birthplace: Ruthergeln, Glasgow
      Current Location: Glasgow, where else
      Eye Color: Ocean Blue
      Hair Color: Brown, but was a blonde baby
      Height: 5"10 (too short for my liking)
      Weight: Always trying to put it on
      Piercings: Bits of metal in yer body? no thanks
      Tatoos: Getting one (I am not a shite-bag Susan)
      Boyfriend/Girlfriend: She is amazing
      Vehicle: Hardcore cyclist
      Overused Phrase: 'Breathe it in' or 'Let's do this'
      FAVORITES
      Food: Italian
      Pub/Disc/Restaurant: Canny whack a weatherspoons or somewhere with a banter
      Candy: Protein bars and cereal bars
      Number: anything with a 2 in it
      Color: Scotland Blue
      Animal: dogs, sharks and myself
      Drink: Smoothies, Preotein shakes, any beers
      Body Part on Opposite sex: She's knows what it is ;)
      Perfume: DKNY or Burberry London
      TV Show: Don't watch the TV, it's fucking pish
      Music Album: Anything by Idlewild
      Movie: BEERFEST!!!!
      Actor/Actress: Owen Wilson
      This or That
      Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine's one hell of a drug
      McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds for a McFlurry
      Chocolate or Vanilla: Too close to call
      Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate on a cold day
      Kiss or Hug: Munky hugs
      Dog or Cat: Dogs all the way (but been tempted by cats slowly)
      Rap or Punk: Punk, but love hardcore deep bass Rap
      Summer or Winter: Summer, let's get the burn on
      Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny bantet all the way!
      Love or Money: Love, and being loved in return (can't but that can you?)
      YOUR...
      Bedtime: Zero7
      Most Missed Memory: How good the 90's were
      Best phyiscal feature: Abs, back, guns, legs - you name it, i've got it baby!
      First Thought Waking Up: Just one more minute
      Ambition: To drive people to their goals
      Best Friends: World Destruction Tour - the legends live
      Weakness: I wish someone would point one out
      Fears: having a fear
      Longest relationship: 21 years - the guy that looks back in the mirror
      HAVE YOU...
      Cheated Your Partner: previous ones
      Ever been beaten up: I'm a bleeder, not a fighter
      Ever beaten someone up: I have a way with words that make it feels like it
      Ever Shoplifted: Ahhh, those were the days
      Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes, and do occasional streaking too
      Ever Kissed Opposite sex: and same
      Been Dumped Lately: Not that i know of yet
      IN A GUY/GAL
      Favorite Eye Color: Susan's eyes
      Favorite Hair Color: Dark
      Short or Long: Medium shortness
      Height: Must be shorter than me!!
      Style: Glamour, with a hint of rock and roll and casualness
      Looks or Personality: She's gorgeous, and has the chat
      Hot or Cute: Depending the situation
      Muscular or Really Skinny: Leave the muslces to me please
      RANDOMS
      What country do you want to Visit: Australia, Mexico, Holland
      How do you want to Die: ripped apart by 5 sharks or lions
      Been to the Mall Lately: Skint, so nup
      Get along with your Parents: Have to sort of
      Health Freak: FUCKING HELL YEAH!!!! Love it!
      Do you think your Attractive: NO... Smoking hot!
      Believe in Yourself: ALWAYS! ALWAYS! ALWAYS!
      Want to go to College: Been and done it
      Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
      Do you Drink: Like a trooper
      Shower Daily: As in Christain Daily?
      Been in Love: Am at the moment
      Do you Sing: Only during exercise
      Want to get Married: You never know...... if she's lucky
      Do you want Children: One day, just give it a while
      Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Well, i think i lost it 9 months before YOU were born :L
      Hate anyone: People that don't try, People that expect things to just be done for them, People that are perfectly capable of doing what they need to do, but simply just can't be arsed.... it boils my fucking blood!!!!


      Peace x

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    • Gillian Hogg
      luv Gillian Hogg

      ally ur video is hilarious! i met a norweigen guy out last night and i gave him some abuse! i kept telling him i didnt like him jus cos he was norweigen! oops! :p x

      3 dni temu
    • Garage Nightclub
      Garage Nightclub

      St Andrews day is approaching, and what better way to celebrate than with a legendary Garage School disco

      Join in the fun with face painting, tuck shop, bouncy castle and crazy games

      Come as your school netball, hockey or football team be creative

      Sunday 29th November, doors 11pm, drinks from £1 Free entry for all college students!

      Fancy some midweek fun Garage is open 7 nights a week!

      Yuptae on Tuesday?

      Tuesday night can fill your midweek craving with a mix of music to tingle your sensations drinks from £1 doors from 11pm, plus FREE entry for all Caledonian Students!

      C u there Ally MacWaloper x

      6 dni temu
    • Nikos Koukos
      Nikos Koukos

      How it going coach? Haha. Ive got the number for a ninjitsu coach. You fancy it hahahaha.

      6 dni temu
    • Miss Mahon
      Miss Mahon

      Hey!

      How you? I bought some zero7. excellent.

      You go see Deadmau5 the other night? I've not been hitting the weights recently :( But more importantly, i've not been dropping them on my head! Fringe is back to being grown out! haha

      x-x-x-x

      7 tygodni temu
    • Heather
      Heather

      matee actually gutted didnt get to hear ur joke yday!!!! hha x

      7 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Roxy
      Roxy

      Oi Oi... was gonna text you and I asked Rab wot your number was to make sure I had the right one and he didnt get back to me ... the BINT

      I kno nothin was arranged anyways but I remembered I had a surprise 60th tonite n id said to you's I was gonna come out. I think Im goin out with a couple of friends tomoro nite so if you're out then geez a buzz mate :)

      oh and to add to your drunken words list : skooshed (i like that one :P )

      xxxx

      7 tygodni temu
    • Julie McNicol
      luv Julie McNicol

      Oh ma G...
      Ally, G's pure just sent me this pure dodgy comment btw!

      I mean, I dont think anyone would like hack his bebo and leave messages of lewdness to females he knows. I've not really heard of anyone doing that and none of his mates are like that. Well, I've certainly never been in their presence when such an act was committed...I mean, even when I've had a few and there's post-night out bebo action...


      REMEMBER I'M A LION. YE DINNAE FUCK WITH ME!

      And its Eleanor.
      xxx

      10 tygodni temu
    • Miss Mahon
      Miss Mahon

      To say i feel like I've been in a car crash is an

      UNDERSTATEMENT!!!

      I still cant do a press up :)

      x-x-x-x

      10 tygodni temu
    • Julie McNicol
      luv Julie McNicol

      Things we've learned this weekend...
      1)Liverpool should have a weekend dedicated to it at some point
      2)ALL Wetherspoons have no atmosphere
      3)We should NEVER be left in charge of shopping budgets
      And stemming on from that, 4) We should not be allowed near 99p shops.
      5)Doritos are the new health food
      6)Glowsticks get you friends at festivals
      7)You like to put your willy in between your legs and pretend you're a lady
      8 )I still fucking hate Mika
      9)When you think it's gonna be trainer weather at a festival, wear your wellies
      10) We should never own a cat.

      I can guarantee that I'll learn more as I still have your Men's Health!MuhahahAHAHA!
      I'll soon know EXACTLY what males are thinking whilst being able to tone my man-abs!
      I really need tosleep.
      Dumbo+Fosters :)
      xxx

      13 tygodni temu
    • Shed Nightclub
      Shed Nightclub

      Hey Shedders

      Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday !
      Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid !
      Plus 5 tons of real sand ...

      Will we see you there?

      xxx

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      14 tygodni temu
    • Julie McNicol
      luv Julie McNicol

      Oan yer bike!
      http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a1...

      Had a dream about this Friday. IT WAS AWESOME!
      And it will be!
      Miaow!
      xxx

      14 tygodni temu
    • Miss Mahon
      Miss Mahon

      My hand still hurts from that high 5!!!
      Hope heather survived that PT. Funny times :)

      Enjoy Creamfields, see you when I get back my holiday!

      Hands in, 3,2,1...TEAM!

      x-x-x-x-x

      14 tygodni temu
    • Eilidh
      luv Eilidh

      awesome video of u in a fountain btw!!!!!! :L
      haircut soon! yaaaas!! blank canvas AGAIN?! hmmmm will get my thinking cap on
      u should get it done for the Scotland game on the 5th ;)

      see u soon
      x x x

      14 tygodni temu
    • Heather
      luv Heather

      AAALLLLYYYY!!!!!!!! :D had a wee swatch eh yer pics lyk u asked me too thee day xD rather awsumness dude! How was yer wee late nyt? Pure dreadn even goin into moz mornin, might take yer advice n go in 10 mins early AHAHAHAHA!! X x x

      14 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Julie McNicol
      luv Julie McNicol

      :O :O :O
      *Drumroll*....NEXT WEDNESDAY, 10PM, BBC2.

      It's time for a box of wine and some massive fucking shoes!
      :D

      Imagine you're drowning at a circus. Want help?...
      http://www.circuitpm.co.uk/DL.htm
      xxx

      15 tygodni temu
    • Julie McNicol
      luv Julie McNicol

      Earthquake in Fantasy World!
      Get growing that mullet - you've only 2 and a half months!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8py1...

      xxx

      15 tygodni temu
    • Lisa Patrick
      Lisa Patrick

      I feel u may possibly be on a 3yr bender dude!i shall hav a swatch at theee evidence but:D ano shes a bit of a yanky these days...its sickenin lol

      Oh aye things r gd in pee land...as always.a had alcohol poisonin again the otha month tho....tht was nt so gd

      xox

      15 tygodni temu
    • Lisa Patrick
      Lisa Patrick

      Mateeeeee.....HIYA:D :P

      Hows it goin n shit?scotland were gash the otha nite but!sui sang is in america again.....state of tht btw!

      xox

      15 tygodni temu
    • Neil Dinnen
      luv Neil Dinnen

      you better be taking a good carry out if todays newspaper revelations about beer prices are true!

      16 tygodni temu
    • Eilidh
      luv Eilidh

      hey! hows the training going? night out in town next saturday! fancy it? :)
      not seen u for aaaaaaaaaaaages! :L lol

      x x x

      16 tygodni temu