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  • Jest z nami od: April 2007
  • Ostatnio online: 3 tygodnie temu
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O mnie

Motto
Sherriff, I didn't kill anybody.
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
>>>>>>> BITCH BETTER KNOW!

I may look like a retarded monkey, but who gives a shit? Retards are sexay.
"Put it on and get crunk" Darnell, BB9

This is the way you left me... I'm not pretending.

>(^!*!*!*)..Legal..(*!*!*!^)<

Fun Loving------------Outrageous------------Loud------------Bubbly------------Great-----------Just not the 5th

..::Music
Novels::..
..::My Diary

Is forever... Really forever?
Moja druga połowa
Emiily . X

Emiily . X

13th year! Prizz n Dazz 4 ever!

+++Music+++
Basically, what we're gonna do is Dance.
+++films and tv+++
I watch Movies with your mother.
EXTRA INFOOO
A handful of Mascara, eyeliner, lipgloss, vaseline-------- A sprinkle of swearing---------A spoonful of chocolate, chewing gum and lollies-------- A bucketful of music, novels, poems, singing, acting-------- a truckload of being a fool--------- a universeful of being me. :D
Scared Of
everything. I jump at creaks on the floorboards.
... but mostly being alone....
Happiest When
...I'm with your father.
(+*)Food(+*)
Your Parents took me out to dinner.
Vellsie_izastar
I haven't gotten any messaggeeessssshshshcchccch.

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    • KATZ CONVOS AVEC MOIIIII

      Katrina- You can be his perverted child, and he can be your paedophile. (About KZ)

      Avella- You're like awesome...
      Katrina- And you're like amazing.

      Achmed the terrorist- Knock, knock.... "Who's there?".... Me! I keel you! (Katrina and I repeat for ages, laughing till bogeys come out)

      Avella- Katrina loves ..... and .... and ..... everyone knows it! Even the queen!
      Katrina- Who's who? Add the dots so i know the difference.

      Big daddy D- Dog, you're not white, you're neon white.

      Katrina and Avella- Sex in the kitchen! Come on Kevin Zegers! (8)

      Katrina- Would you tap that?.... No, i'd double tap that!
      Avella- LOOOL
      Katrina- No, tripple tap. Tap, Tap, Tap!

      Avella and Katrina- (Rose) Patience is the town sket.

      Avella- I'm gonna bust!!!!!

      Avella- His hands like, down there, you know... Looks dodgy, but in a good way.
      Katrina- He's wanking.

      Avella- OOH, he's so beautiful... I can't watch this!
      Katrina- Don't watch then!
      Avella- Oh, but i have tooo!

      Avella- I don't tap everybody.

      Katrina- he doesn't wanna be with you cos he's gay, it's cos you kissed a girl!
      Avella- LOOOOL! I'm sooo stealing that!

      Katrina- This convos going on bebo!
      Avella- Init, same. HAHA!

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    • OIOI ATTENTION DO THIS COZ I FINK DESE R FUNNI!

      1. Hi! Do you like me?
      2. Would you hug me?
      3. Would you kiss me?
      4. Would you stroke me sexually?
      5. Do you think i'd ever give head?
      6. Are you my best friend?
      7. Would you buy me a gift over £40?
      8. Am i important to you?
      9. Am i funny?
      10. Am i a slag? (honestly)
      11. Am i good in bed?
      12. Would you buy me alcohol if you were over 18?
      13. Would you jump off a cliff for me?
      14. Would you let you dog bite me?
      15. Would you give me a crisp if you had a whole bag?
      16. Can i be cute?
      17. Can i be sexy?
      18. Am i greedy?
      19. Do you think I'll ever get a BF?
      20. Finally are you a true friend to me?

      14 komentarzy 890 dni

    • !!!Things that annoy me to the CORE!!!

      1) bein woken up in the mornin'.

      2) Gettin' out da last biscuit- den droppin it on the dutty floor.

      3) Just fallin' to sleep wen I rmemba I had homework due da nxt day.

      4) Sum1 comin' near me afta I've farted.

      5) Mi mum tellin' me to do summat wen i'm just about to do it.

      6) Flies.

      7) Mi bruvva n his teasin'.

      8) Wen i'm havin' a bad skin day n everyfing iz itchin at da same time.

      9) Girlz laffin at me behind ma back- and it's blatant its me dere laffin at.

      10) Certain girlz in our school- won't say doooooooe!

      11) Cookin up sum food wen deres already summat else to eat.

      12) Bitin ma tongue n it stingz so much i cannot eat anymore.

      13) Fixin' maself up 4 ages to go sumwhere n da boi i lyk aint dere- n den wen i do see him i luk like shit on a plate.

      14) Ma Dad's longting lectures.

      15) Sum1 turnin' up da TV wen i'm tryin to sit in peace.

      16) Ma frendz lyin' to me.

      17) McBooty n his longting assembly moanage.

      18) Repeatin maself 3 timez. AS IF U DIDN'T HEAR ME DA 1ST TIME!

      19) Flo n estomago chattin endlessly bowt aduwaali n his hefty package standin at da bustop.

      20) Summer, stuck in a frousy stuffy classroom wiv frousy ppl.

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    Name :   Avella-Rachel
    Nick Name :   Vellsie/ vell/ aveel/ A.V/ velvel/ Idiot
    Birthdate :   23rd oct 92
    Birthplace:   St. george's
    Current Location:   Londonnn
    Eye Color:   brown n dutty
    Hair Color:   even browner, but like 1B... hehe
    Height:   5"6
    Weight:   anyways... dont go there
    Piercings:   2 earholes- at last YATA
    Tatoos:   not yet my pretty
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   fuckin pricks all of them
    Vehicle:   yh my mar n dar's
    Overused Phrase:    ATM it's -"I've got shumwhere to bey!"
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Omg fried chicken, homemade
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   gotta be TGI fridays or Aroma
    Candy:   lol chewing gum and lollipops
    Number:   7 or 4 sumtyms 10
    Color:   blue/ black/ purple
    Animal:   awww gotta be a hamster/ dog
    Drink:   non- ice tea / alcoholic- malibu
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   eyes, eyebrows
    Perfume:   valentino atm
    TV Show:   anything funny (STRICTLY SPEAKING)
    Music Album:   don't even start.
    Movie:    look at my profile- there's millions
    Actor/Actress:   nicole kidman, no questions asked
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   cokkkee (thanks Prizzle)
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BK chips r da bizz but i luv me a bigmac
    Chocolate or Vanilla   chocolate vanilla swirl
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffee with chocolate bar :D
    Kiss or Hug:   Hugggs man
    Dog or Cat:   Dogs! ---eurghh cats!
    Rap or Punk:   Punk? Some rappers are aite.
    Summer or Winter:   neither- spriiiing
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funnyyy, and those scary movies that arent scary
    Love or Money:    i love me some money! :P ;)
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   10.30pm sharp XD
    Most Missed Memory:   My cream when it ws sweet.
    Best phyiscal feature:   on meh? Nose.... XD
    First Thought Waking Up:   'for fucks sake.. already?'
    Ambition:   actress with own show
    Best Friends:   EMILY PRIORITY is the only one
    Weakness:   my cream
    Fears:   spiders and being alone.
    Longest relationship:   hahahahahaaaaaa
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   Of course man :P...
    Ever been beaten up:   haha they tried, but i gave a good swing.
    Ever beaten someone up:   Oh yes, but i cried and said sorry.
    Ever Shoplifted:   By accident!
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   :P
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yesh, long time ago in Bethlehem
    Been Dumped Lately:   Kind of- arsehole. DIE!
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Greeeeeen, like shocking green. Aga...
    Favorite Hair Color:   black/ blonde
    Short or Long:   Are you crazy, long mate!
    Height:   6 ft and up...
    Style:   punky, casually... just cool... i cant describe :(
    Looks or Personality:   gotta be personality, but they gta make me scream
    Hot or Cute   cute with a sprinkle of hotness
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   hate muscles and hate bones.
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Japan maybe?
    How do you want to Die:   In ma sleep when im old n grey n saggy with beautiful grandk
    Been to the Mall Lately:   no actually
    Get along with your Parents:   no actually
    Health Freak:   Yes!
    Do you think your Attractive:   Fuck yeah, i'd tap me!
    Believe in Yourself:   I try to, but i have my off days
    Want to go to College:   I have to get into that special one!
    Do you Smoke:   only if i'm really mad ;) It comes out me ears.
    Do you Drink:   ehh... depends
    Shower Daily:   Twice daily, darling.
    Been in Love:   I think so...
    Do you Sing:   Hahaha yeah
    Want to get Married:   Definately, i aint no spinster
    Do you want Children:   Hate the fuckers, but yh. Course.
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Tomorrow
    Hate anyone:   They know who they are. :D
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    • JakesWife
      JakesWife

      lol. Yep them common days must come back this summer lovey!
      Yes yes i'll get the drink love. Xx

      31 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • JakesWife
      JakesWife

      yep. Not that long now.
      Yeah piss up sounds great. On the common in the sun baby!
      Lol ah gutted. Look out for me on tuesday after school when i past from football okay. Xx

      31 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • JakesWife
      JakesWife

      lol okay dude. Yeah yeah but that will BURN a hole in my pocket lol. But i'll see how much i can save up lol. I do like thorpe park but bloody spend most of the time lineing up lol.
      Erm i'm going back tuesday. You? Xx

      31 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • JakesWife
      luv JakesWife

      Yo hoe!
      That because you love me. :)
      Erm i don't know but we need to meet up soon. I aint seen you in ages. When you back to school?
      Yeah i'm in. Should be good.
      And maybe thorpe park in may again or some thing?
      But yeah i'm in matey!
      Love you. X

      31 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • JakesWife
      luv JakesWife

      Love you chickennn x

      44 tygodnie temu
    • Luzia
      luv Luzia

      just cause you couldn't imagine me wearing tracksuit bottoms :L

      46 tygodni temu
    • -Pshh
      luv -Pshh

      HEYA MY LOVELY

      46 tygodni temu
    • Xx Thestarintheskydivinax
      luv Xx Thestarintheskydivinax

      BaBeZ lOvE YoU ToO mUcH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xXxXxXxXxxXxXxXxxXxXxX

      46 tygodni temu
    • Bounce Back
      Bounce Back

      Yeahh I know but we go in later then 8:20 which is gd :D :L

      46 tygodni temu
    • Bounce Back
      Bounce Back

      Yeahh it was okay
      Wat about urs ?
      And im okay thnks youu ?

      x x x

      46 tygodni temu
    • Bounce Back
      luv Bounce Back

      Heyy Bbz x

      Howz youu ?
      School tomorrow :(

      See you then

      Love You x x x

      46 tygodni temu
    • Marina
      luv Marina

      lmao
      yh i think mine is ok, but u can do it instead lol
      same. so do i !!! we shold ask mrs indaco to check our work :L

      but i bet theyll take their time about it :(
      but im sure we can do it anyway :D
      do u no who else is going down with us?
      xx

      Give Mahoosa your luv for today.
      "Where's the luv? And where are my keys?"

      46 tygodni temu
    • You Goon.
      luv You Goon.

      hahah i tagged you on facebook lool
      yehh my new yearr ws sckk :D
      youu baby?

      xx

      46 tygodni temu
    • .Miss.Understood.
      luv .Miss.Understood.

      thnkx and yupp it was great, how you been though??

      46 tygodni temu
    • GaNdziia
      GaNdziia

      <bMy sexi Wife !


      i Love you more~

      yeah i did had a good christmas and a fukin gourgause new years eve

      hope you were havin fun too;)

      love you !

      46 tygodni temu
    • Giorgiaa
      luv Giorgiaa

      wooo! check you out.
      well 2009 .. bring it on!
      i have more to tell you bitch
      soo hurry up and come onlinee
      love youu xxx

      46 tygodni temu
    • Marina
      Marina

      food chain :L

      imagine actually telling sister that shes moany: she would probably tell us how rude that is and that she is only pushing us to do beta and teachers are always right or something bizarre like that. :L

      but it would be cool if she just sed: "really avella? well, u DO kick ass at physics and biology, so u MUST be right. il tell mrs martin to send u back straight away. oh, and whoever that weird girl following u can go bak 2, if she likes :D "

      but yea it is actually a brill idea, but she might make us write a letter, which she wont read until were about 20, but its beta than mrs martin!!!
      gd idea (y)
      xxx

      46 tygodni temu
    • Marina
      Marina

      i no!! shes so rude >:(
      their coursework almost looks 2 easy from wht ive seen tbh.
      well ok. we will strike!
      i no. ok I might not kick ass in bio and physics, but STILL, i should get a C or sumthing at least. i might need 2 tests though. remember wen i got an E and then i tried again and i got a C? i can see myself asking mrs martin 4 2chances. it would be hard asking 4 1lol.
      xx

      46 tygodni temu