My Top 16


1. Connor Greenlees
2. Beck White
3. Shan Hodge
4. Lee Raff
5. Dean Goddard
6. Jarran Hobson
7. Panda
8. Aaron Ling
9. Matthew English
10. Josh Venus
11. Tony Tiger [insert last name]
12. Lee Moore
13. Chelsea Deakes
14. Kate Stenton
15. Liam Parsons
16. Natalie Godbehere


@ Have u ever kissed anyone in top 16?
Connor <3

@ Whats your least favourite thing about number 10?
Made prophit from my Foals album without me

@ What's the best memory you have of 9?
Quite a few come to think of it, shuffly dance is in there, theres somthign new wit Matt everyday

@ When's the next time you're gonna see 5?
Saturday I reks

@ Is number 7 pretty?
Hes a work of art... contemporary art, Im joking, hes a Panda whats not pretty about that

@ What was your first impression of number 8?
WHAT IS OLLLEE FORTUNE COOKIE N ABOUT?

@ What do you like most about number 14?
On my wave length and shares my wit

@ How did you meet 3?
In France, i found her washed up in a puddle and took her in as my own

@ Do you think 12 would kill someone?
I think he might of already...

@ Is 11 your best friend?
No, first few

@ How long have you known number 13?
shes a slag, i count the hours not days

@ Have you seen 2 naked?
No but we have videos of us dancing with naked bellies ^-...

@ Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
Naw dont think so, hes got his own bitch

@ What is the last thing you did with 7?
OUGHT HIM HOW TO DOGGY PADDLE...cause his fucking dog never

@ If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
Deflation valve, and a hat

@ Would number 1 and number 7 make a good couple?
Fuck me, were not united nations, TURK AND SCOT, babies will be pakis

@ If number 3 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
Red or black, anime 4eva

@Have you ever slept in the same bed as 2?
Yes... she wore my top and i woke up topless, but she wasnt wearing the top i went to sleep in...

@ When's the next time you'll see 9?
In hell

@ Are you real close to 1?
No im here and hes at home...
corse we are dick'ed

@ Would you die to save number 3?
Itd have to be some kidn of outragous dramtic heroic death, but yes i would

@ Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
No, his lead dont strech that far

@ Whats number 1's room like?
Im always too bust to notice eh eh... jkes, messy cause of all my shit

@ Have you ever been angry with 4?
No, hes practically my brother

@ What do you and number 7 talk about the most?
Matt being obese

@ Do you ever talk to 10?
Abit not on msn, but at parties i do abit

@ Whats your favourite thing about number 5?
His general attitude/ lazy eyes

1. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?
HAVE YOU SPENT ALL YOUR WAGES COS I CANT FIND THEM LOVE MUM
translate: wheres your wages cause im only gonna borrow them again and never return the monez i owe you, love mum

2. What was the last song you sang outloud?
mr.brightside or could of been Venga Boys ;D

3. Do you have any nicknames?
No. But my name has been nicked by many people.
IM THE ONLY JESS IN THESE STATES"££$W%$£W%$

4. Who was the last person to message you?
Connor I thinks, or Adam

5. What time did you go to bed last night?
Like, half 12, i was this close to death -------- I joke not

6. Are you currently happy?
No im a real misserable fuck. Corse im happy ^_^ dont have any reason not to be <3

7. When was the last time you cried?
September

8. Who gives you the best advice?
Myself/Beck or the advice get of people i chose which one i like the best. So loads of people i guess if everyone gives different advice

9. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
For the sexual lulz?
I am guilty of that XD

10. Who did you talk on the phone with last night?
None i dont thinks

11. Is anything bugging you right now?
I need a drink.... hmmmmmmmm WHAT A FUCKING ANNOYANCE


12. What was the last thing to make you laugh?
me and shan taking the mess out of Obama and BDL, and caining bebo'ers

13. Do you wear toe socks?
No, im reppin' slipper socks

14. Who is the last person you missed a call from?
Your mom. I joke
My mum i think it was, no? I don'o

16. What annoys you most in a person?
Half assed convos or stupidity

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No but i crushed your mom. winky face X10
A crush on anyone? OMGZOR ID NEVER OF GUESSED

18. Have you ever done cocaine?
No, my body is too beautiful to toxicate it with such expensive chemicals

19. What is the color of your room?
Subtle Hessian. or beige

20. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
Yes. fact id do it for less I know all the rope to butchery. Id slice a steak of yo'ass anyday for £000000

21. Do you believe the saying "talk is cheap?"
Depends on free calls or network system

23. Who was the last person to hug you?
Connor...s dad. I joke, just Connor

24. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Connors doorstep. and no, not your mum

25. Do you have a life?
Corse man

26. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
Ive been nvolved in a plan of death faking...

27. Do you own an iPod?
Corse, 60% of my life = gone without an ipod
THE WOLD WITH NO IPODS WED ALL DIE.

28. What is the reason behind your bebo flashbox?
Scrubs one= cause I lieks the airbanding in it
Mr Brightside= cause its a good acoustic vers

29. Who was the last friendyou saw in person?
Shan, now

30. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat it, or smooth criminal

31. Last time you smiled?
wait *smiles*

32. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
As a matter of fact, I have. Tequialla with the Mexican sand turds

33. Have you changed this year?
Probs got taller, and yes i think so

34. What are you listening to right now?
put a donk on it

35. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
Yes, Connor, shan, Lees Sister and Ive managed to piss Beck off so just the 3

36. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
Open? Till the day chairty coughs up and gves me a fucking blind dog, bastards, i payed for half a dog with the money i donate
HALF A DOG IS BETTER THAN NO DOG
Speshly if your Panda and your dogs DEAD

37. Is there a quote you live by?
'I dont care' or 'everythings half chance' basically and excuse for most things i do
eg: 'why did you do that' cause ive got a 50% chance i could die any minute and i wanted to do it before i died

38. Do you want someone you can't have?
No, ive got all the man i need right here.... Shan
rofl i joke, no Connors mo

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97. Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen
would be it. The
long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the
rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my
own meandering
experience... I will dispense this advice now

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh,
nevermind, you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until
they've faded. But trust
me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way
you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous
you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that
worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by
chewing bubblegum. The
real toubles in life are apt to be things that never
crossed your worried
mind; the kind the blindside you at 4pm on some idle
Tuesday

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. Don't
put up with people who
are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're
ahead, sometimes you're
behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with
yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the
insults. If you suceed in doing
this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank
statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do
with your life.
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22
what they wanted to do
with their lives, some of the most ineresting 40 year
olds I know still
don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're
gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll
have children, maybe you
won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40. Maybe you'll dance
the funky chicken on
your 75th wedding anniversary.... Whatever you do,
don't congratulate
yourself too much or berate yourself either - your
choices are half chance,
so are everybody else's

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can... don't be
afraid of it, or what
other people think of it... it's the greatest instrument
you'll ever own.

Dance... even if you have nowhere else to do it but in
your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines they will only make
you feel UGLY.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they
might be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; They're your best link to your
past, and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that friends come and go, except for the
precious few you should
hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography
and lifestyle because the
older you get, the more you need the people you knew
when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes
you hard. Live in
Northern California once, but, leave before it makes
you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise,
Politicians will
philander, you too will get old. And when you do, you'll
fantasize that when
you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians
were noble, and children
respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe
you'll have a trust fund,
maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never
know when either one might
run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're
40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with
those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past
from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly
parts, and
recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.