1) Moe: "I'll use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains"

2) Barneys Japanese Girlfriend: "I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat"

3) Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

4) Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"

5) Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

6) Homer: "Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers."

7) Homer: "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."

Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

9) Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

10) Homer: "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one"

11) Ralph Wiggum: "when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

12) Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

13) Bart: "What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

14) Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."

15) Homer: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

16) Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

17) Homer: "Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

1 Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

19) Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

20) Homer: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

21) Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)

22) Homer: "What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts."

23) Homer: "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."

24) Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."

25) Homer: "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)

26) Homer:: "The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"

27) Homer: "It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."

2 Homer: "Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?"

29) Homer: "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

30) Homer: "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

31) Homer: "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"

32) Homer: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

33) Homer: "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."

34) Bart: "What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

35) Bart: "Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesu

Q: What's the last text message on your cell phone say ?
Craig taking the piss (for the 10 millionth time)about my newly acquired fringe hairdo

Q: whose bed did you sleep in last night ?
A: My own-good catholic girl here

Q: what colour shirt are you wearing ?:
A: Navy

Q: most recent movie that you watched ?:
A: Walk the line for the 10th time(ive been off work sick!)

Q: name one thing that you do everyday ?:
A: Trip up on stairs,escalators,steps without fail!

Q: what's the colour of your bedroom walls?:
A:Magnolia(a fancy name for white)

Q: how much cash do you have on you right now ?:
A: €50

Q: What is your favourite part of the chicken?
A: The breast-only when they're white and no icky veiny/black bruised bits

Q: What's your favourite sport?
A: Rugby,horseriding
Q: I can't wait for...?
A: The weekend to begin!
Q: When was the last time you saw your mum?
A: 5 mins ago
Q: Who got you to join bebo?
A: All the girlies,think it was Una with actual invitation

Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
A: Weightwatchers no-point veg soup
Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
A: Who?
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: A window!!!

Q: Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: Im the borrowee not the borrower
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: bebo,hotmail,google,irishjobs.ie

Q: Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A: yep
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: Nope??!!

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Yep my throat is still at me,and Im just recovering from bronchitus(sniff,sniff)and I have a bit of a headache too-ONE-TWO UNIFLU!
Q: What city was your last taxicab ride in?
A:dublins fair city,had to walk for miles
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
A: Yup and im proud!

Q: What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: capuu-frappo-choca-mocha-latte with a dash of hazel!

Q: Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: Yes definitely!

_______Last________

1. Person you saw: My mam
2. Talk on the phone with: Una
3. Hugged: Its been a while
4. Song you listened to: Killers,all the pretty faces!

_______Today_______

1. What are you doing now: filling this out haha
2. What are you doing tonight: Just in from college,so arsing around on bebo
3. What are u wearing? my skinnies,ugg boots and a navy jumper
4. What did you eat for lunch: weight watchers no-point veg soup!
________Tomorrow___________

1. Is: Wednesday...nearly the wkend!
2. Got any plans: My bro is home from the Dam for a few days so wihoo!!
3. Goal: To make a start on my college assignments!
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: none,bring it on!